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[kickbancaboose]

[ looks like someone figured out how to use his communicator! good for church, but quite unfortunate for the passengers of the moira. hope you kids like your morning coffee with a generous helping of salt because church is making it rain. ]

golly gee willikers i never saw this plot twist coming

you know i thought i was finished with this dying and not dying bullshit but if this is how it's going to be for the rest of my infinite undead lives then fine whatever, like i give a shit. i'm not fighting fate and i give up. officially. someone write this down so it's on record. leonard church gives the fuck up, full stop. boom. done.

most importantly i'm actually really hungry and i haven't eaten in forever or basically never depending on who you talk to so if someone could point me in the direction of a cafeteria i'd appreciate it.

okay well thanks

[ if he knew how to do the text equivalent of finger guns, he'd be doing it right now. ]

bye.

p.s. i'm on moro deck 1

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[kickbancaboose]

[ questions church never thought he'd be asked for 500, alex. he doesn't actually know the answer, but that absolutely won't stop him from making random bullshit up. ]

oh jeez it's like you know how when people are surprised or pissed off sometimes they're like "jesus christ" or "jesus mary and joseph" or whatever variance you want to insert here

well willikers is the same thing except it's when you're not sure if you're going to offend someone so you say that instead

so i guess it's something you say if you're not a completely shitty person or if you want to be thoughtful and sensitive

[ that sounds completely reasonable and dictionary-worthy. let's go with that. ]

[vengeance_driven]

[He thinks he gets it. Sort of.]

Is okay. I am not a very classy guy. You can be rude when you talk to me. No wilikers. Fuck and shit and prick and titties, all of those things. I'm okay with them.

[kickbancaboose]

uh thanks i'll keep it in mind

[ well, at least he's honest. ]

where are you from anyway?

[vengeance_driven]

Balkans. Earth. A little village. After that? Liberty City.

Where are you from?

[kickbancaboose]

looks like we have something in common bucko

i was stationed off planet before i came here but i'm from earth too. no idea where balkans or liberty city are though

[vengeance_driven]

Turns out some Earths have different names for things. Liberty City is New York for some. Some things are the same.

[kickbancaboose]

oh, right new york. never been but i hear the weather sucks serious ass

[vengeance_driven]

Close enough.

The air is shitty, too. But the entertainment is okay.

[As close to positivity as one will get from him about New York Liberty City.]

[kickbancaboose]

what about that other place you mentioned? balkans?

[vengeance_driven]

It was nice before the war. Now it is flooding an there are mines in the wilderness.

I don't go to many good places, to be honest.

[kickbancaboose]

you and me both pal

at the very least this place doesn't seem quite as shitty as the last place i was in but i'm sure in a couple weeks i'll be eating those words

You almost got a naked icon, I'm so sorry.

[vengeance_driven]

If you are used to bullshit, at least when it gets bad you'll just find consistency in the universe.

jeez niko at least buy him a drink first

[kickbancaboose]

oh yeah trust me i'm already there, if bullshit's going down then i can be 99 percent sure i'm going the right direction at any given point of time

anyway thanks for the chat it was uh
normal.

[ that's church for nice. ]

i'm church btw

apologies for the introductory cynicism but not for the titties

[vengeance_driven]

Niko Bellic. And yeah. Sorry. Not good at sugar coating things. Except in ways in which I am a dick.

[He admits it.]

never ever apologize for the titties

[kickbancaboose]

you do you dude and if it's any consolation i'm kind of a dick too but at least we're honest about it

[vengeance_driven]

Hey, some people should go through life with warning labels. I think it is only responsible.

[kickbancaboose]

if only everyone else shared that sentiment. like if it was required of people to come with a warning label i'm pretty sure everyone everywhere would be at least 90% more tolerable. i guess it's just up to us dicks to set an example and lead the pack

[vengeance_driven]

I like that sort of optimism. Not too much gives me a bright good view of the world anymore.

[kickbancaboose]

thank god i'm here then 'cause i'm basically the bearer of happy tidings

[ no church you're absolutely not ]