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[kickbancaboose]

[ looks like someone figured out how to use his communicator! good for church, but quite unfortunate for the passengers of the moira. hope you kids like your morning coffee with a generous helping of salt because church is making it rain. ]

golly gee willikers i never saw this plot twist coming

you know i thought i was finished with this dying and not dying bullshit but if this is how it's going to be for the rest of my infinite undead lives then fine whatever, like i give a shit. i'm not fighting fate and i give up. officially. someone write this down so it's on record. leonard church gives the fuck up, full stop. boom. done.

most importantly i'm actually really hungry and i haven't eaten in forever or basically never depending on who you talk to so if someone could point me in the direction of a cafeteria i'd appreciate it.

okay well thanks

[ if he knew how to do the text equivalent of finger guns, he'd be doing it right now. ]

bye.

p.s. i'm on moro deck 1

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[kickbancaboose]

uh thanks i'll keep it in mind

[ well, at least he's honest. ]

where are you from anyway?

[vengeance_driven]

Balkans. Earth. A little village. After that? Liberty City.

Where are you from?

[kickbancaboose]

looks like we have something in common bucko

i was stationed off planet before i came here but i'm from earth too. no idea where balkans or liberty city are though

[vengeance_driven]

Turns out some Earths have different names for things. Liberty City is New York for some. Some things are the same.

[kickbancaboose]

oh, right new york. never been but i hear the weather sucks serious ass

[vengeance_driven]

Close enough.

The air is shitty, too. But the entertainment is okay.

[As close to positivity as one will get from him about New York Liberty City.]

[kickbancaboose]

what about that other place you mentioned? balkans?

[vengeance_driven]

It was nice before the war. Now it is flooding an there are mines in the wilderness.

I don't go to many good places, to be honest.

[kickbancaboose]

you and me both pal

at the very least this place doesn't seem quite as shitty as the last place i was in but i'm sure in a couple weeks i'll be eating those words

You almost got a naked icon, I'm so sorry.

[vengeance_driven]

If you are used to bullshit, at least when it gets bad you'll just find consistency in the universe.

jeez niko at least buy him a drink first

[kickbancaboose]

oh yeah trust me i'm already there, if bullshit's going down then i can be 99 percent sure i'm going the right direction at any given point of time

anyway thanks for the chat it was uh
normal.

[ that's church for nice. ]

i'm church btw

apologies for the introductory cynicism but not for the titties

[vengeance_driven]

Niko Bellic. And yeah. Sorry. Not good at sugar coating things. Except in ways in which I am a dick.

[He admits it.]

never ever apologize for the titties

[kickbancaboose]

you do you dude and if it's any consolation i'm kind of a dick too but at least we're honest about it

[vengeance_driven]

Hey, some people should go through life with warning labels. I think it is only responsible.

[kickbancaboose]

if only everyone else shared that sentiment. like if it was required of people to come with a warning label i'm pretty sure everyone everywhere would be at least 90% more tolerable. i guess it's just up to us dicks to set an example and lead the pack

[vengeance_driven]

I like that sort of optimism. Not too much gives me a bright good view of the world anymore.

[kickbancaboose]

thank god i'm here then 'cause i'm basically the bearer of happy tidings

[ no church you're absolutely not ]