video; public/unencrypted; he didn't just say what i think he did; did he?; (forward dated)

[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

[Did somebody order what looks and acts a lot like a greasy, glowing televangelist? Because that's what you've got, beaming and unctuous, and jittering with something suspiciously like nervous energy.]

Things certainly have adjusted around here recently, haven't they? Slap me with a harpoon and call me Ishmael.

...I mean, of course, that I welcome our new organic overlords with open arms.

[Public Voice Post: Entry 001]

[armsmode]

Given the nature of a number of crew members who seem to be unfamiliar with space and the dangers of space flight, I would like to inform you of the effects of the vacuum on a living body.

( Insert a number of ways that space kills you! )

You are likely wondering why I am bothering to inform anyone of this since a number of you are likely familiar with it or are vaguely aware of the lethality of the vacuum. I felt it necessary to lay out the severity of our situation and why cooperation is pertinent. It would not take much sabotage for us to face this danger should the ship's air systems fail or if any areas of the hull become compromised. I have noticed a rise in aggressive behavior and demands of rank unrelated to the Moira, I have noted discontent from newcomers - myself included - risking the cooperative atmosphere. While we are trapped here, our previous lives and histories come second to making sure the ship functions as it should and making sure that it is not put in a situation that might damage it or endanger the lives of everyone aboard it. If you are not familiar with the effects of the vacuum on the living body, you should endeavor to read them and not take the ship's integrity for granted.

I do not know if we will ever return home, but needless bickering when there is work to be done is simply annoying. Stop it. For those that are not bickering, I still advise looking at the necessities of space travel. Some of the research resources are available to read on this ship and will grant you a more expanded perspective of what the crew may need from us in the near future.

Video | Not Robot Drama for once

[daintylegs]

Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.