video;

[nishizono]

Show of hands - who's under twenty and needs help learning how to stab things in the dark?

[ Yes, he's that antsy to do something, that he's volunteering to help and be a contributing member of space society. The things that unresolved abandonment issues and a lack of parental figures will do to a young man, huh? ]

If you raised your hand, you're in luck. I'm teaching the basics of how to not stab yourself on accident and how to defend yourself with random objects. Adults don't have to apply, because if you don't know how to protect yourself at your age then you only have yourself to blame for that. Not that I'll stop you from showing up, though.

Heh.

Those interested can find me at the greenery. Free knives for attendees, because I'm nice like that.

Comments

[nishizono]

oh

well, badou seems [ BE POLITE BE POLITE BE NICE ABOUT BADOU ] like a good person.

[culver]

[he is the first person to ever be polite about badou, congrats]

He is. Even if he doesn't always seem like it.

[nishizono]

he just needs to calm with the smoking.

[ this is so painful hahskdjfs ]

[culver]

Sometimes I hide his cigarettes.

[badou, if you're reading this, fite her]

[nishizono]

[ he'll fite badou omg ]

does he freak out when you do? can we tape it?

[culver]

[together they could take him]

Yes and yes.

[nishizono]

[ together they’re unstoppable ]

let’s do it. i’ll set up the video, you hide the cigs.

[culver]

[badou's habit is doomed]

Deal.

[nishizono]

[ avagi won't know what hit it, muahaha ]

let's do it.

[culver]

I'll find the cigarettes.