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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[The first thing visible on the screen is eyesockets. Big, round, empty eyesockets, with the back of the skull just visible if anyone's paying attention.]

Wowie! This is even cooler than my phone at home! Look at all the buttons! And now everyone can see and hear me, regardless of where they are? Nyeh-heh-heh!

[Finally, the person on the screen pulls their arm away from their face and holds it up, tilted down slightly at a classic selfie angle.

Word has probably spread about living skeletons on the ship, and now it appears the tall one is addressing everyone.]

A-HEM!

[He doesn't have a throat to clear; he just literally said the word "ahem" really loud.]

Attention, monsters and humans and... otherwise! I, the great Papyrus, was selected to act as your new Morale Officer, and as such, I have some questions for you. Do not be intimidated! There are no wrong answers, just a really cool guy listening to everything you have to say!

[He ticks the questions off on his bony fingers.]

Firstly! If we haven't yet met, what is your name?
Secondly! Are you happy here on the ship?
Thirdly! If not, what is troubling you, and do you need a hug?
And lastly, if you said yes to the second part, what is your location. I may need a few minutes, as this place can get a little confusing, but just hang in there! I believe in you!

[A short pause as he tries to think of what else to say. This is his big debut, he should make himself seem as cool as possible so he can attract a lot of friends! Maybe he can just use some awesome radio slang and end it here? Yes, yes, of course, that's totally what cool guys do!]

This has been a very important message from the great Papyrus! Roger and out. No, wait--!

[Thinking he can erase the message and do it over, he jabs a button and turns it off.]

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[brosbeforeprose]

[So, there's more than one talking skeleton, the ship has a Morale Officer...and he actually said the word 'ahem'. Congratulations, talking skeleton #2, you suck in the most endearing way.]

I'm already very happy to have been addressed as 'otherwise', although I'd rather that not turn into a nickname. Usually I'm the one coming up with those.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Well, there are many, many not-humans here that didn't come from the Underground, and I pride myself on being very welcoming and inclusive!

What can I do for you?

anonymous

[skelepun]

1. papyrus
2. very
3. still want a hug

YOU AGAIN

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

WHAT!!
WHO IS THIS?
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER??

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[isdronning]

[ Oh, another skeleton! Elsa is a little familiar with the other, but she hadn't realized there are more than one on the ship. Interesting. Considering he's the morale officer and all, she decides to click on her MID and answer his questions as honestly as possible. ]

Hello, Papyrus.

My name is Elsa. It's a pleasure to meet you. I can't say I'm particularly happy on the ship, but that's simply because I would rather be home than here. And as for the hug... I appreciate the offer greatly, but I'm afraid I must refuse.

[ She offers him a small smile because she found the question kind of sweet, even if she can't partake. He seems like a good morale officer to her. ]

maybe if I didn't click 'ban user' I'd be getting somewhere... D:

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[And he fully intends to be the best!]

It's nice to meet you too, Elsa. And yes, adjustment to life on this ship has been a completely different sort of puzzle, but I know we can do it!

What was your home like?

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[sidecars]

You must be Sans' brother...

[ Ohh this is a delight. ]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

So you've already heard of my greatness! Sorry if you had to deal with any terrible jokes or greasy food in the process.

[handing]

[...Oh boy. Where does she even start?]

Hello, Papyrus. [Seems a safe enough way to address a skeleton. Seriously, what is Pepper's life?] I'm Pepper Potts, and as it so happens, I've been selected to act as the Chief Morale Officer.

[Meaning say hi to your new boss.]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[OMG. He had no idea he had a boss?!

He looks pretty excited about the prospect and snaps a smart salute that's only slightly ruined by the fact that he did it with his MID-bearing hand.

Enjoy the extreme camera angle until he lowers his arm again.]

Wowie! I didn't know there was a Chief Morale Officer!

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[whynotgoonmyown]

[Will the wonders of the Moira ever cease? Clearly not just yet.]

We already met; fairly happy, considering the circumstances. Will keep the offer in mind, though.

[Like he could even say anything about the offer to a hug. It'd be like kicking a puppy to say anything.]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Hug the skeleton, Tyler. He's very soft! Or so he maintains.]

That's right! And hello again! The offer's good any time, day or night. I won't give up until everyone's given up on feeling sad!

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[backsassin]

There’s really no tactful way to ask this. [So Zam’s not even going to try.] Are you a skeleton?

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

That's right, I am! I can see nothing gets by you!

[It sounds smart-assy, but he's being completely serious. Probably.]

What are you?

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[earthandpine]

[Rosethorn considers not responding. She doesn't want her morale improved, thanks ever so. And she won't admit she needs it, even if the gardens are the only thing keeping her relatively calm and sane.

In the end, it's curiosity that prompts a response. She'll answer his questions before asking one of her own.]

My name is Rosethorn. I'd much rather be at home than on board, and I'll thank you to keep your hugs to yourself.

Papyrus is a plant, but it's not native to my country. If you were named for it, it must be common in yours. Have you seen it growing? [No, this woman doesn't have a one-track mind at all.]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Man. Wanting to go home seems to be the common thread here. Even if he doesn't have it in his power to send anyone home, maybe he can find a way to bring a little 'home' to them?

Either way, those gears are turning.]

Let me know if you change your mind! I'm always available and very good at being soothing!

[Shouted the very tall skeleton. Anyway.]

I don't think so! I live in a snowy region, so except for a few rugged trees, not much grows! But there's sea grass in Waterfall, and echo flowers, and in the king's castle there's supposed to be lots and lots of golden flowers!

[Since you've got him on the subject of plants. That's interesting, though. He didn't know he was named after anything that cool!]

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[intherigging]

[Jacky, actually checking her cuff for once, does a double take at the skeleton that fills the pane.]

Unless you're Sans with a new head then no mate I don't think we have I'm Jacky Jacky Faber and I'm alright it's good of you to ask but no I don't need a hug

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[It takes him a couple passes, but he figures out what's happening here.]

HELLO JACKY JACKY FABER!!

I AM MOST DEFINITELY MY OWN SKELETON AND NOT MY LAME BROTHER, BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING FOR CLARIFICATION!

IT SEEMS THAT MANY PEOPLE ARE TRAGICALLY NOT OPEN TO WARM TRADITIONS OF COMFORT AND GREETING, BUT I THINK IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE WE'VE ALL ONLY JUST MET! IN TIME, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[J's still just learning how to use the MID. This whole concept of network and internet still feels pretty alien to her.

But it figures that the first post she comes across is made by another skeleton.]

Fuck. There's more of you guys.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

I don't think there's more than two of us, but yes, you're right!

Wait, are there more skeletons here?

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[forwardmomentum]

[ oh, so this is sans' brother. suddenly, miles sees exactly what sans was talking about. frankly, he's still annoyed that sans put him on the hook for that and bolted, but he's not about to refuse in retaliation. it's not like he doesn't want the crew well protected in general, but so personal a request like that -- even if he hadn't given his word -- means something.

that and papyrus could probably provide some insight on sans. miles has a feeling they'll be circling around one another for a while. there's just something about him.

the face that greets papyrus on video is a little large for what can be seen of his shoulders and his short neck, a sharp-featured face lined prematurely. he's grinning, though, a welcoming expression. ]

Welcome to the Moira, Crewman Papyrus. As Personnel Officer, I'd like to personally thank you for your initiative and commendable work ethic, especially in a position so important to the wellbeing of the crew as Morale Officer. In fact, I'd like to meet you in person, if you wouldn't mind coming down to my office at some point.

[ it could be interpreted as condescending, but from miles it's sincere, if coached in a way he thinks will appeal to papyrus. he really does think the ship could use a morale boost, and papyrus sure seems suited to the job. and miles really does want to meet him. ]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Praise! Already! How very great! Papyrus looks even more pleased with himself than before. Without a single suspicion of any ulterior motives on Miles's part, he nods eagerly.]

Why, thank you! It looks like I have my work cut out for me; a lot of people just want to go home, and I don't think I can actually... do that.

But of course, I'd be glad to drop by! I seem to have a little free time right now, if you'd like.

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[petrifiedshadow]

Oh. You're Papyrus?

[Starflight's trying very hard not to look disappointed, but after getting the name of his apparent 'soul mate' according to Link'd Inc, he'd had the fleeting hope that at the very least they would be a dragon, since it certainly wasn't the person he had been hoping for. Papyrus could be a MudWing name, after all. He certainly wasn't expecting an human skeleton that appeared to be alive.]

I don't- I don't think I'd say I'm happy on the ship. I'd rather be home than here on the Moira, but I guess it's not...too bad, anymore.

I'm Starflight, by the way.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Papyrus had been about to comment on Starflight's wish to go home when he introduces himself.

Oh.

Wow.

THIS is Starflight??

With a name like that he'd figured his unexpected date was going to be super cool, and he doesn't look disappointed in the slightest.

He seems a bit flustered. Dude still has energy but doesn't seem to know what to do with it anymore.]

Oh!! Of course! So you're the... nyeh-heh... well! I didn't think our first meeting would be like this, but that's all right! It can still be unforgettable!

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[petridish]

1. Commander Shepard
2. More or less.
3. I'm supposed to be saving the galaxy back home. This planet's inane focus. Games I didn't write keep loading onto the MIDs when I'm working on something else for them. [Also, all these damn non-humans!] But I can cope without hugs.

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Wowie, that sounds like very important work! But if you're meant to save the galaxy, and we're in space right now, can you possibly do it from here?

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[neveroutwrenched]

uh, hey no offense, but do you really think that you're going to improve the morale of this ship just by hugging people?

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

NO, NO JUST!! THIS IS ONLY PHASE ONE OF WHAT I HOPE WILL BE A FANTASTIC MORALE BOOST FOR EVERYONE!

I JUST NEED TO KEEP WORKING AT IT, SINCE IT SEEMS THERE ARE A LOT OF SAD PEOPLE ON THIS SHIP.

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[seeingscarlet]

[Another talking skeleton? And why are they so...cute?]

1. Wanda Maximoff
2. I would rather be home
3. It has not been a good month. And I don't think you would want to

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Cute is his middle name! Well, actually it's apparently The. But he wouldn't be opposed to the idea.]

I'M REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO ASK THE CAPTAINS ABOUT THIS ISSUE! MORALE WOULD BE IMPROVED BY AT LEAST 80% AROUND HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE PART WHERE A LOT OF US APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED.

BUT PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO!! I'M HER FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS ME, AND THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SHY ABOUT ASKING FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED!

not here network creeper

[notglitching]

[Nope, not even gonna touch this one.

Though he will be reading through those unlocked responses. Useful data gathering by proxy! Your help has been appreciated, Papyrus.]

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[peridork]

[Wow okay this guy is super overwhelming but, if an officer is asking her questions, she's obliged to answer... even if they're really dumb questions.]

1. Peridot.
2. No.
3a. This ships crew is chaotic, disorganized, dysfunctional and inefficient.
3b. Please don't touch me.
4. N/A, see answer above.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Okay, NOW we're getting somewhere! Someone with a problem he might be able to help solve!

Yeah no he can't. But he'll give himself points for trying.]

NICE TO MEET YOU, PERIDOT!

BUT OH NO! THOSE PROBLEMS SOUND SERIOUS!! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

[warandpeace]

There are more of you.

[A statement of fact more than a question. He's already met Sans (awkwardly). He still doesn't know how to feel about this.]

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

There are?!

[He glances behind himself and in both directions, fully expecting to see more Papyruses.]

Oh! So you were pranking me! Nyeh-heh-heh... well, you're in luck this time, since I find pranking to be kind of lame! Only my brother likes stuff like that.

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[moralperil]

[CLARE LOVES THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY. Or rather, they tend to love everyone they meet, but this one makes their heart overflow almost to bursting! What can Clare do besides reply with a great, big grin!]

I'm Clare! I'm happy here, because I get to cook everyone lots of food and I like cooking!

I'm not troubled, but I'd love a hug if you want to visit me in the kitchen sometime! Hugs are the best!

It's nice to meet you, Papyrus! I'm so glad this ship has a morale officer!

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[NOW THIS IS A PERSON PAPYRUS COULD REALLY GET TO LIKE. Oh, who is he kidding, he likes everyone but they're extra cool.]

You also have a passion for the culinary arts?? Wowie! We'll definitely be seeing more of each other, then!

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[lets_see_what_happens]

Hello again, Papyrus.

[Gregor's voice is warm and he looks almost fond.]

This is very kind of you to do. I suppose I'm about as happy here as anybody kidnapped could be, but that's neither here nor there. If you find anyone who has an interpersonal problem on the ship, please feel free to refer them to me, as Arbitration Officer. [His smile stretches, just a little, pulling from 'barely visible' to 'a tangible facial expression.'] I'd like very much to work with you, I think.

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Gregor!! Good to see you!

[Papyrus can't help but grin all the time, but it's extra sincere now that he's talking to someone he considers a friend.]

I had no idea this ship took its interpersonal issues so seriously! What a well-organized system; it's truly one of the best things about being here!