The (Twelfth) Doctor (
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thisavrou2017-11-06 09:35 pm
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[ the video feed flickers onto the face of an older gentleman; unflattering low angle, poor lighting, eyebrows hanging heavy over his eyes and lips tightly pursed. he's wearing a nice, heavy coat over a hoodie and a t-shirt featuring a sick ass space shark, though much of the ensemble's coated in a fine yellowish dust. looks like it could use a wash.
not his main concern right now. ]
Really? [ one corner of his mouth quirks up, wry. ] Cast across time and drifting lost and alone amongst storms of raw negative energy, but you've got social networking. How very... human, I bet a human knocked this up. D'you call it Spacebook or something?
[ original dad joke, do not steal. no apology is forthcoming.
the camera swings round, losing sight of him for a second as he sets the device down on something solid. re-adjusts it until it's centered properly on his face, steady now. ]
Hel-lo, Avagi. I'm the Doctor. Yes, just the Doctor. I arrived on your quaint little space station only recently — not the worst I've encountered. Well done. Probably... well, possibly not even in the bottom ten, but I mourn for some of your equipment. Someone made off with two-thirds of your laboratory, you realize, and ohhh, the state of your computers...
[ briefly aims the camera up at one of the aforementioned storms. ] But I must say, the open-plan observation station is a bold design.
[ casually tossing topics out as he rapidly approaches the actual purpose of this broadcast. this time he points at the screen, seriously, ]
Has anyone established themselves as your de facto leader yet? I'd like to know who to ignore.
The rest of you, tell me about the Ingress as it was, and the planets you've visited. Any of them.
[ over and out. ]
not his main concern right now. ]
Really? [ one corner of his mouth quirks up, wry. ] Cast across time and drifting lost and alone amongst storms of raw negative energy, but you've got social networking. How very... human, I bet a human knocked this up. D'you call it Spacebook or something?
[ original dad joke, do not steal. no apology is forthcoming.
the camera swings round, losing sight of him for a second as he sets the device down on something solid. re-adjusts it until it's centered properly on his face, steady now. ]
Hel-lo, Avagi. I'm the Doctor. Yes, just the Doctor. I arrived on your quaint little space station only recently — not the worst I've encountered. Well done. Probably... well, possibly not even in the bottom ten, but I mourn for some of your equipment. Someone made off with two-thirds of your laboratory, you realize, and ohhh, the state of your computers...
[ briefly aims the camera up at one of the aforementioned storms. ] But I must say, the open-plan observation station is a bold design.
[ casually tossing topics out as he rapidly approaches the actual purpose of this broadcast. this time he points at the screen, seriously, ]
Has anyone established themselves as your de facto leader yet? I'd like to know who to ignore.
The rest of you, tell me about the Ingress as it was, and the planets you've visited. Any of them.
[ over and out. ]
no subject
Ten minutes, tops. Promise. We don't even have to talk.
[It feels nice to do this. Banter about nothing important. It almost feels like things are going to slip back to being normal in no time, despite the fact nothing about this situation is normal at all.]
no subject
Good. Don't talk with your mouth full, I hate people who talk with their mouths full. Some things should never be seen.
[ —and then he wanders over towards his side of the room, pulling a few odds and ends out of his pockets as he goes and putting them away. looks like bits of scrap he's been collecting from around the ship, like a nerdy magpie.
he seems to feel the same way about inconsequential banter. ]
A few hours... better get ready.
no subject
[Memories of his criticizing her appearance when Danny was in the picture fill her head, and she ends up sighing in exasperation. Honestly, Doctor. ]
I think you just like making me feel self-conscious.
no subject
[ he glances up, distractedly. ]
I can't tell, can I? You're the one who's always [ wiggles his fingers at his own face ] doing thing... It looks like your face to me.
[ she'll always just look like "clara" to him, no matter what. if that last christmas proved anything, she could suddenly be eighty and he probably wouldn't notice. ]
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My daft old man, always good with compliments.
[A glance is given in his direction before she trails along after him to start messing with the items he's gathered so far.]
Do you really think I need to make myself look better?
[She's vain and egocentric and her appearance means everything to her.]
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No. [ just... plainly. brow knit, like he's confused by the question.
like he didn't used to make snide remarks on a fairly regular basis. but that was ages ago, wasn't it. ]
I'm not the right person to ask, though. That's a question to ask yourself.
Or your maybe-a-date, although if he's already agreed to take you to dinner, I doubt if there's an issue.