text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

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[aka_pistachio]

I have this wrist phone thing but I haven't quite figured out everything on it. Also like, the fact that the light never changes is fucking with my head, I think. At some point I'll be tired enough.

And deal. And if I find a way to do the Dew I will let you know ASAP

[quickfingers]

I'm not a great source of advice on healthy sleeping habits, I tend to stay up 'til I run completely out of fuel. My mom tried to put me on melatonin as a kid, doubt there's a huge abundance of that in space though.

Sweet. I'm treating my pocket full of hubba bubba like gold rn too, if that's ever something you're up for trading for. I'm undecided on what to do with the pocket fulls of Hostess. My heart says eat but my brain says Christ, Peter, ration it.

[aka_pistachio]

I haven't seen any, but I'll add it to the list of things to trade for coffee. Although without all the caffeine maybe you'll do better with sleeping.

Dude save that Hostess until people are REALLY desperate. That shit can last through a nuclear war it's an INVESTMENT.

[quickfingers]

That's the plan. In a year from now I'll have these bad boys to trade for a thousand riches.

Me and restraint tho, we're only learning to get along.

[aka_pistachio]

Hey live your life, man. Just don't complain to me in like, two weeks when you really want a Sno Ball and you don't have any.

[quickfingers]

God, I WISH I had a Sno Ball.

Thanks for making me feel worse. j/k j/k

[aka_pistachio]

There goes my plan of weaseling one out of you in about six months when I'm really jonesing

[quickfingers]

We'll see if I can get a Twinkie to survive that long.

If I can make it the week without eating it, it's got a chance.

[aka_pistachio]

You could always do what my brother does. Put it somewhere "safe" and forget it immediately and then never find it.

[quickfingers]

Your brother sounds a lot like my little sister.

[aka_pistachio]

He's my twin.

[quickfingers]

Legit twin or "we're so alike" twin?

[aka_pistachio]

He's about 8 feet tall, constantly stoned, unbelievably lucky, and so friendly if he were here everybody would already love him.

so yeah legit twin.

But at least when I put something away for safe keeping I remember where it is.

[quickfingers]

Twin power then. My twin sister's here - kind of. It's weirdly complicated, but what isn't in space?

[aka_pistachio]

Is this your first time in space? I've never been up here before but Big Phil was when he was managing the Planet Swift tour. I thought we were supposed to get to float in 0 G

[quickfingers]

First time in space.

Y'know, I figured that too but I'm kinda grateful. Seems like that'd be real nausea inducing after a while.

[aka_pistachio]

I don't know I think you'd get used to it eventually.
Although it would be hard to eat soup.

I wanna try 0 G

[quickfingers]

Maybe we'll get to give it a shot sometime.

Never know what's around the corner?

[aka_pistachio]

clearly not. if i was expecting this i'd have packed more tang and freeze dried ice cream.