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[whosthemonsternow]

> Alright so
> I know some of you have dinosaur babies
> and I have a mighty need for some dino teeth
> sharper the better
> DON'T PULL THEM OUT MY GOD just ones that fall out on their own
> if you hurt a dinosaur I'll find you and you'll very very much regret it
> Anyways. 
> Dono how much I need
> As much as possible? 
> Can trade physical labor
> like moving shit or something
> Don't really have many items right now but
> i'll work a half hour a tooth 
> also any shaving cream or conditioner 
> or even baby oil idfk
> hit me up

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text; i'm so sorry for nate

[sketchycharacter]

>why do you type like this
>it seems really unnecessary
>yeah sure i'll keep an eye out though
>my dino's teeth look pretty healthy though
>also sharp

rood, i love it but south's a butt :P

[whosthemonsternow]

>suck a fuck, dick hole
>it's the input setting i set on my tab
>and don't pull them out or anything i swear to god
>just keep an eye out for any that plop out on their own
>like puppy teeth

[sketchycharacter]

[Yeah, fuck manually typing that out to make a point.]

despite what people say i'm not dumb enough to stick my hand in a toothy maw
why do you want them anyway

[whosthemonsternow]

>don't know anyone who's said you were dumb
>but i don't think i'd argue
>but only because i'm that nice of a person not to argue
>and i need them for very, very important reasons
>unless you somehow have razor blades or a vary sharp knife

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[brokeassgoing]

youre not gonna make those shitty shark tooth necklaces outta them are you
dino tooth
i got some conditioner leftover tho

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[whosthemonsternow]

>No I'm not making a necklace
>as awesome as that would be holy fuck
>i need to shave some wild yetis

[brokeassgoing]

i bet a buncha dumbasses would buy some of those necklaces for a pretty penny
uh alright if you wanna call your legs that thats....your call

[whosthemonsternow]

>...that's an idea for another time
>IT'S NOT MY LEGS YOU GIANT COCK GOBBLER
>my brother and my... maine. friend. whatnot
>are too hairy to be human anymore
>i need something to get rid of the hair before i got at their faces with sharp rocks

[brokeassgoing]

youre gonna manscape your bro and friend? brave aintcha

[whosthemonsternow]

>nah it's not brave
>they're hairy and it has to be removed
>it's mutual

[brokeassgoing]

cant get your hands on nair? put em in a tub of it and just walk away? lotta work

[whosthemonsternow]

>that sounds bad for genital areas
>and if there was nair here I'd just slather that on them
>i can't even find a sharp knife
>thus dino teeth
>DO YOU HAVE NAIR OR DINO TEETH OR A SHARP KNIFE

[brokeassgoing]

i wouldnt be too worried about their balls if i were you
ive found some dino teeth yeah

[whosthemonsternow]

>it's more uti's and shit like that really
>okay what do you need for them?
>i can move furniture
>lift heavy stuff
>look amazing where you can see me

[brokeassgoing]

ARE THEIR BALLS THAT TANGLED WITH HAIR? JESUS FUCK no nonon i dont wanna think about this
im not in the furniture need rn but if things go sour can you do me a solid and get someone out for me?

[whosthemonsternow]

>THEIR BALL FUR CAN STAY
>IT'S THEIR FACE FUR THAT HAS TO GO
>MY MY GOOD FUCKING GOD
>WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THEIR BALLS
>listen, yeah, i can owe you a solid with getting someone out of? something? sure? or punching someone's face off their face...
>i just need teeth and conditioner
>this is where i should say 'please' but i think it's implied

[brokeassgoing]

YOURE THE ONE THAT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MANSCAPE IN THE WILD OK DONT BLAME ME
id be grateful if you could watch over someone for me if things get dicey yeah
where are you at rn i can get the teeth and conditioner

[whosthemonsternow]

>i can to
>that's why i'm getting teeth to shave them
>wild manscaping
>nair isn't wild manscaping
>okay
>okay whatever forget that
>yeah sure i can baby sit someone for you
>i'm near the cafeteria

[sketchycharacter]

uh-huh i can tell you're very nice
are you trying to make a shiv?
it sounds like you're trying to make a shiv

[brokeassgoing]

a tub of nair is practically feral shit ok
dont tell her i said that she'll be pissed
i can meet up with you in a few

[whosthemonsternow]

>when you can punch someone's face off their body
>you don't need to make a shiv
>however I can't punch peoples beards off without hurting them
>so
>i'm trying to shave beards okay jesus christ man
>it's not a puzzle

[whosthemonsternow]

>oookay i won't tell her?
>wont it be obvious tho when i'm like. near her
>yeah yeah i'm waiting

[brokeassgoing]

hey you might have one of those faces thats like a good samaritan face
ok ok ok

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[whosthemonsternow]

[She just waits now, somewhat patiently- well, okay, she's tapping her foot and leaning against the wall. Patient enough.

As soon as she sees someone who looks similar to the icon she'd been talking to, she straightens up]

I dono, do I got a "good Samaritan" face?

[brokeassgoing]

[he hadn't been overly in a rush but he made sure not to be too late either

under one arm he carries a paper bag full of the promised items]

Hmmmm...

[takes a comical moment to 'examine' said face]

Yep, think so.