All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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[businessinfront]

We're getting off topic!

[cockade]

[Arno goes to say something, opens his mouth, thinks better of it, then closes it again.]

I... you know, now that I think about it, that doesn't surprise me. People back home were into quite a few odd things. I suppose a revolution does that to people.

[neverheardofhim]

Wish I could say the same, about it not ranking in my top ten worst days.

This one is probably somewhere in the top three.

Glad you made it out alright.

[sketchycharacter]

sorry to hear that man
but me too
hopefully we get a break from this awful bullshit for a while

HOW DID YOU TURN THIS SO SAD

[tearsinajar]

He doesn't like to admit it but he does enjoy hugs.

[ Only from certain people, though. ]

Nothing is absolute here, it seems. Not even death. But that means a lot to me, Varric. Thank you. Whenever you want to start, we should think about writing something together.

[neverheardofhim]

Once things get settled then, you and me can start outlining something. Something happy. Funny, even.

I think this place needs the laughs.

[tearsinajar]

I would like that. A lot.