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[bloodbathing]

[ "Augusta" is the name attached to this TAB. The picture is of curved white metal with a stripe of dark orange — leg armor, for any who may recognize it. ]

UNSC. Marines. RT-636.

[ In order: the military Maine knows, the branch he's in, and the hull classification symbol for the Mother of Invention.

[ North insisted on gathering intel while keeping a low profile. Maine's only interest is in returning to their mission. This is the result of compromise. ]

Comments

[nishizono]

united nations space command.

[bloodbathing]

[ Someone who knows the acronym's meaning, at least. ]

Lots.

[ Which anyone who knows it should know. It's a very, very large organization. ]

[nishizono]

like i said. there's a bunch of you.

so are you like a gang now?

[bloodbathing]

Military.

[ ... Which is a strange thing to have to explain. Who doesn't know what the UNSC is?

[ This 'multiple universes' thing is bullshit. ]

[nishizono]

[ "augusta" can speak for themselves. tetora's enjoying the multiverse. ]

so does everybody get fancy plugsuits in the unsc
can i get one?

[bloodbathing]

Plugsuits?

[ The fuck is that. ]

[nishizono]

the

the armor things. with the helmet? someone was selling their own a long while back but i was "too short" or something.

[bloodbathing]

[ That gives him pause. Because seriously. Why would anyone try to sell their armor? More importantly, were they successful? He doubts it was a member of Project Freelancer, but if it was, that's a big fucking mess. ]

Who?

[nishizono]

this chick. i didn't get the armor, though.

she a friend of yours?

[ he really had his heart set on that armor, too - and why anyone would part with something that was obviously important. ]

1/?

[bloodbathing]

[ Excuse him for just a minute because what the fuck. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ What. The FUCK. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ It's just that that's Agent Texas. Selling armor. And talking about being an A.I. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ A GODDAMN A.I. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ WHAT THE FUCK. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ It really doesn't help that, when he shows North (because what the fuck is going on), the sniper just smiles and brushes it off. Asks how else "Tex" could've beaten Carolina. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ AGENT TEXAS NEVER BEAT CAROLINA. CAROLINA IS THE BEST. SHE IS NUMBER ONE. WHAT THE FUCK. ]

[bloodbathing]

[ Fuck. Everything about this place. Just. Just fuck every single thing about it. God damn. ]

done i'm so sorry

[bloodbathing]

[ FINALLY: ]

Teammate.

[ A teammate he once tried to kill. And who is apparently a fucking A.I. But ... teammate. ]

i died laughing and i don't even know this canon

[nishizono]

cool, do you have extra suits?

GOOD ♥

[bloodbathing]

No.

[nishizono]

can you make a new one?

[bloodbathing]

No need.

[ His works just fine, thanks. ]

[nishizono]

what if i paid you to make a new one?
i really really like mecha

[bloodbathing]

Not for sale.

[ Want awesome armor? JOIN THE MARIIIINES. ]

[nishizono]

what about just the helmet then
make a new one
doesn't have to be high-tech and fancy

[ ew no. ]