video; after the NPC post

[redshitlord]

HAS ANYONE SEEN LAVA LA--

LAVELLAN?? HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DUDE?

[This would probably be a more successful broadcast if it weren't for the fact Sideswipe is yelling. A lot.]

[His buddy the elf has missed his check-in. And with the announcement of the Ingress Emergency, the 'bot is just a little bit panicked.]

He's like! Built like a stick okay? He's got pointy little ears and face squiggles and he hasn't called me in like forever!

Has anybody seen him?!

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private, video;

[redshitlord]

What?

[otiosity]

Well now, I've forgotten which is which, so let's just start with Lavellan tried to blow up the Ingress and then I punched him in the face.

Multiple times. And set him on fire.

[redshitlord]

What!?

You --

Why would you do that!

[otiosity]

He tried to light me on fire first. And also hit me with a magic sword. It's completely reasonable to fight fire with fire!

I was just faster.

[redshitlord]

Why?

You're -- what the scrap are you talking about? Why did any of that happen!

[otiosity]

Remember him trying to blow up the Ingress? I, in a rather shocking turn of character for me honestly, told him that as someone who'd been on the Moira that was a stupid idea. But he was very committed to the stupid idea. So determined to commit stupidity that he tried to light me on fire too so he could blow up the Ingress and probably kill himself and all of us.

Which would be sort of awkward for him down the road, probably.

[redshitlord]

He -- he what? Why did ... ?

You're making that up!

[otiosity]

Definitely not. If I made it up, it would be far more exciting. And there would be dragons. At least one dragon.

[redshitlord]

Do I sound like I care about that scrap!

What's going on! What happened? He wouldn't just ... do that!