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HAS ANYONE SEEN LAVA LA--

LAVELLAN?? HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DUDE?

[This would probably be a more successful broadcast if it weren't for the fact Sideswipe is yelling. A lot.]

[His buddy the elf has missed his check-in. And with the announcement of the Ingress Emergency, the 'bot is just a little bit panicked.]

He's like! Built like a stick okay? He's got pointy little ears and face squiggles and he hasn't called me in like forever!

Has anybody seen him?!

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Do you want the horrible news or the terrible news first?

What?

Well now, I've forgotten which is which, so let's just start with Lavellan tried to blow up the Ingress and then I punched him in the face.

Multiple times. And set him on fire.

What!?

You --

Why would you do that!

He tried to light me on fire first. And also hit me with a magic sword. It's completely reasonable to fight fire with fire!

I was just faster.

Why?

You're -- what the scrap are you talking about? Why did any of that happen!

Remember him trying to blow up the Ingress? I, in a rather shocking turn of character for me honestly, told him that as someone who'd been on the Moira that was a stupid idea. But he was very committed to the stupid idea. So determined to commit stupidity that he tried to light me on fire too so he could blow up the Ingress and probably kill himself and all of us.

Which would be sort of awkward for him down the road, probably.

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That's funny, I've not heard from the Inquisitor either and he's difficult to miss at the best of times.

Right? He's like. He's a stick with face squiggles!

And--

He stopped calling me, dude!

I believe they call those face squiggles vallaslin, but yes...they are one of his most defining features.

Are you concerned that something has happened to him? When was the last time he contacted you?

And the audios! [He's lifting his hands to where ears would be, if he were human.] Those too!

Yes! I was like, "hey man call me every day because you sound like you're gonna do something dumb okay?" Because like, me? I know a bad idea when I hear one.

He was like, "yeah sure okay fine" but still did it?

And now, poof?!

[Oh right, he was asked a second question.]

A couple days ago.

Wait...wait a moment, did he sound like he was going to do something...dumb? You mentioned a bad idea, was he having bad ideas or are you speaking hypothetically.

[You'll have to forgive all of his questions, because now he's beginning to think that his Inquisitor is in some kind of trouble.]

He texted me asking if I knew what happened to Shepard. And I said I didn't know she just told me not to do anything dumb. He said he was gonna try and find her.

But dude, since she was like, "sideswipe don't do anything", I'm just. I'm thinking something bad happened. Y'know?

[Sorry Dorian, this is really disjointed and rambling, but such is the life of a robot teenager who thinks his buddy might be hurt.]

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[ Whoa whoa, all that yelling. ]

Face ... squiggles? What is that?

I don't think I've seen anyone like that, though, I'm sorry. Do you know where he was last seen?

I don't know how to say the word! But they're like. Drawings. All over his face and totally not the point here!

No! He wouldn't tell me!

[ Drawings all over his face. That parses a little better than face squiggles. ]

It can help to identify him.

What about locations he frequents? I can keep an eye out for him, if that would help.

Okay, cool. Cool. That's good.

Uh. He works... He lives...

I dunno.

[ Her brow knits. ]

Oh. Um. Well, that's OK.

Sounds like he looks distinctive enough to easily spot. If I see him, I'll let you know.

[He's sort of waving frantically at the screen.]

Sorry! Sorry, I'm sorry! I just. See him around the place we work and on the network and stuff.

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Hm.

[ Solas... Should probably be more concerned, but he was getting used to Neriel not being home often. ]

I have not seen him at home for some time.

Oh hey you guys have the same ears--

I mean!

Okay! Helpful maybe? How long is "some time", dude!

Yes. We do. [ He's not going to say they're both elves because, as far as he's concerned, they're not. ] He and I have been missing one another lately so I cannot say. It has been long enough that, perhaps, there is cause for concern.