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[saveyourserpent]

[Liquid considered just using text for a message, but who needs to bother with that, huh? So here he is, looking into the camera, and while he seems a little annoyed, it's not much.]

So, now that we're confined to slightly less exciting adventures...

Who wants to bet on the next horrible thing making its way around? My entirely hypothetical money's on whatever that 'flesh goo' nonsense is.

[He might be slightly bored.]

Comments

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

No! Bloody hell, that's just what you seemed to be implying.

Just dip the fish in the tea why don't we!

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

THAT'S SICK! YOUR PEOPLE ARE SICK. NO WONDER KANGAROOS HAVE TO PUMP STEROIDS!

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I was saying that's what we don't do!

Kangaroos are Australian!

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

SAME GODDAMN DIFFERENCE!

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Shout louder, I'm sure there's people on Chioni who haven't heard you.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Well everyone deserves to be enlightened.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Not the way you're enlightening people. They're going to get things all wrong.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Oh? You mean just blatantly fucking people up like Rambo instead?

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Yes. That's going to educate people about the difference between England and Australia.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

You're not exactly helpful y'know!

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Far more helpful than you are!

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

THE HELL YOU ARE.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I am, absolutely. You still don't know the difference between obvious things.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

NO YOU AREN'T!! YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN CULTURE.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

The fact that you're being serious is very, very worrying.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Go lick a toilet, asshole. That'll cure the shit you're spewing.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Did it take you a long time to come up with that one?

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Bout two seconds quicker than you.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

No, actually, I wouldn't have come up with that one in the first place. Try again.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Why should I. You try that.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Because you're being wrong, obviously.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

How much do you hate yourself, that you've gotta bring me down?

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, that's not going to work.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

No? C'mon, you gotta hate yourself a little. Lookit that outfit.

[from this motherfucker in camo]

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

There is nothing wrong with my outfit!

[So what if he never wears a shirt and sometimes dresses like he's Billy Idol-lite.]