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[saveyourserpent]

[Liquid considered just using text for a message, but who needs to bother with that, huh? So here he is, looking into the camera, and while he seems a little annoyed, it's not much.]

So, now that we're confined to slightly less exciting adventures...

Who wants to bet on the next horrible thing making its way around? My entirely hypothetical money's on whatever that 'flesh goo' nonsense is.

[He might be slightly bored.]

Comments

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Because you're being wrong, obviously.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

How much do you hate yourself, that you've gotta bring me down?

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, that's not going to work.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

No? C'mon, you gotta hate yourself a little. Lookit that outfit.

[from this motherfucker in camo]

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

There is nothing wrong with my outfit!

[So what if he never wears a shirt and sometimes dresses like he's Billy Idol-lite.]

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

[a pointed Look]

You dress like what men think teenagers wetdreams are like. It's not legit.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Excuse me?

[How dare.]

Sounds like something you've put far too much thought into.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

I'm just gifted like that. Quick witted.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Except you've most likely had it prepared for some time.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

No way! This was quick wit, nothing else. Not flash cards either.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, you used flash cards for it? What other things do you have in store?

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

A quiz, too.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I'm sure you'll get a high score.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Nah, man, this is yours.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I think I'm fine without quizzes, actually.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Nnnnnooo I think you need some stimuli that ain't' picking up shit and picking shits.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Do you honestly think there's nothing more to my life here than working for you?

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

...........Pretty much, yeah. You're boring, dude.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I think that's got more to do with the company I keep.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

You have friends?

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

Apparently I do, somehow.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

More than five? Currently alive?

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I didn't know this was an interrogation.

Re: voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Call it curiosity. Like a grandma asking if you've got a boyfriend yet.

Re: voice;

[saveyourserpent]

I have enough, that's all you need to know.