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[nishizono]

[ In light of current events, Tetora's back to his old haunts on the Ingress. Which isn't too bad! Except for one small thing. ]

hey does this mean we're all fucking grounded? in space???

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

you mean there woulda been pieces of them left??

[nishizono]

well i'm not a fucking unicorn

[brokeassgoing]

what so a unicorn woulda eaten em? hmm

[nishizono]

do you see a fucking unicorn anywhere in this shithole?

[brokeassgoing]

im talkin to one

[nishizono]

well shit someone didn't tell me
where's my fucking spike

[brokeassgoing]

its a horn not a spike

[nishizono]

it's my spike i'll call it whatever i want to

[brokeassgoing]

HORN

[nishizono]

SPIKE JESUS STOP ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT MY OWN SPIKE

[brokeassgoing]

HORN HORN HORN HORN HOR N HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN

[nishizono]

haha you said hor

[brokeassgoing]

horn

[nishizono]

i'm getting a fucking horn just to spite you

[brokeassgoing]

i hope it rots off
or gets you stuck in your shirts

[nishizono]

i hope your ass falls off so everything hangs on your dick

[brokeassgoing]

not my balls?

[nishizono]

you don't have any.

[brokeassgoing]

sure i do
two perfectly good ones

[nishizono]

i'll believe that when i can see them with my own eyes
not that i'm in any hurry because yuck

[brokeassgoing]

youre in a real hurry to see either my balls or my taint
suspiciously ready

[nishizono]

it's one of the softest parts of the human body
knives go through easy

[brokeassgoing]

STOP THREATENING MY TAINT

[nishizono]

don't be such an ass then

heh

[brokeassgoing]

IF IM THE ASS YOURE THE HOLE