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[nishizono]

[ In light of current events, Tetora's back to his old haunts on the Ingress. Which isn't too bad! Except for one small thing. ]

hey does this mean we're all fucking grounded? in space???

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[nishizono]

haha you said hor

[brokeassgoing]

horn

[nishizono]

i'm getting a fucking horn just to spite you

[brokeassgoing]

i hope it rots off
or gets you stuck in your shirts

[nishizono]

i hope your ass falls off so everything hangs on your dick

[brokeassgoing]

not my balls?

[nishizono]

you don't have any.

[brokeassgoing]

sure i do
two perfectly good ones

[nishizono]

i'll believe that when i can see them with my own eyes
not that i'm in any hurry because yuck

[brokeassgoing]

youre in a real hurry to see either my balls or my taint
suspiciously ready

[nishizono]

it's one of the softest parts of the human body
knives go through easy

[brokeassgoing]

STOP THREATENING MY TAINT

[nishizono]

don't be such an ass then

heh

[brokeassgoing]

IF IM THE ASS YOURE THE HOLE

[nishizono]

that's kinda flattering of you to say
in a convoluted way
i'm a part of your life now

[brokeassgoing]

i hate you so much

[nishizono]

nope you love me
so much
forever

[brokeassgoing]

ive never hated you more than right now

[nishizono]

you couldn't hate me if you tried
i haven't actually hurt you
:)

[brokeassgoing]

i try and its v easy
YES YOU HAVE





my pride

[nishizono]

see i don't get that
it's just pride
that shit can kill you

[brokeassgoing]

most of the time i dont care for it yeah

[nishizono]

so why care now
is it me
did i hit a soft unprotected spot

[brokeassgoing]

PFFFT you think so highly of yourself dontcha

[nishizono]

why wouldn't i? i'm the best version of me there is.