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[nishizono]

[ In light of current events, Tetora's back to his old haunts on the Ingress. Which isn't too bad! Except for one small thing. ]

hey does this mean we're all fucking grounded? in space???

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

thank fuck

[nishizono]

fuck youuu

so you're not in fuckin jail or anything are you

surprise you're actually responsible i can't believe it

[brokeassgoing]

no im nice and cozy while this clusterfucks goin on cause i can take care of myself

[nishizono]

i got frisked
i'm still pissed about it

[brokeassgoing]

no cavity search? you got lucky

[nishizono]

i wouldn't still be alive if they tried, heh
nothing's getting in me that i'm consenting to.

[brokeassgoing]

woooooooooooow what airtight defenses

[nishizono]

more like they'd have killed me from the shit i'd do

i don't like it when people touch me

[brokeassgoing]

you mean there woulda been pieces of them left??

[nishizono]

well i'm not a fucking unicorn

[brokeassgoing]

what so a unicorn woulda eaten em? hmm

[nishizono]

do you see a fucking unicorn anywhere in this shithole?

[brokeassgoing]

im talkin to one

[nishizono]

well shit someone didn't tell me
where's my fucking spike

[brokeassgoing]

its a horn not a spike

[nishizono]

it's my spike i'll call it whatever i want to

[brokeassgoing]

HORN

[nishizono]

SPIKE JESUS STOP ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT MY OWN SPIKE

[brokeassgoing]

HORN HORN HORN HORN HOR N HORN HORN HORN HORN HORN

[nishizono]

haha you said hor

[brokeassgoing]

horn

[nishizono]

i'm getting a fucking horn just to spite you

[brokeassgoing]

i hope it rots off
or gets you stuck in your shirts

[nishizono]

i hope your ass falls off so everything hangs on your dick

[brokeassgoing]

not my balls?