[NSFW] Tentacles and Shields Series Pre-Poll

[neverheardofhim]

I'm not going to waste your time with bullshit terms and conditions. It's like it says at the top: I'm looking for ideas for my next serial. It's a smutty romance, about the only damn thing that sells on this planet. And since most people here have vivid enough imaginations to make a dwarf blush, I figure I'd leave it up to you.

In short: Submit your fantasies here. I'll make a poll from that and you depraved monsters will decide from there.

Winner gets a year -- or whatever that is here -- subscription to every Tentacle and Shields serial and a dedication in the first chapter. All participants will receive my unending judgement.

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[foins]

[Another cycle? She scowls, though the man cannot see.]

That was not that deal.

[neverheardofhim]

Don't get hurt and it doesn't have to be, kiddo.

[foins]

That is not acceptable, little man. [She doesn't know he's a dwarf, okay...]

I am injured often. It is what I am. I cannot undo what was done to me, and so it must be that I will bleed.

[Her hands can only be this. Her blades can only be used this way. They are a part of her, and she cannot be apart from them.]

[neverheardofhim]

Little man! [ If he were in video, Laura would have seen Varric reach toward his chest and clutch at the space above his heart. ]

It's Varric, sweetheart. None of that "little man" nonsense. And if you're so eager to get hurt just -- just don't let me hear about it.

[ But he would. Varric heard all. At least, he liked for people to think he did. ]

[foins]

Varric. [She repeats it to remember. It is an odd name.] I am Laura. [The explanation is formality only.]

I am not eager, Varric. It is the reality. My claws will always cause blood, even if it is only my own.

[neverheardofhim]

[ There was a lot to respond to there -- and were he a well mannered man, he would have addressed her name before anything else. However, his mother was long dead and a planet away -- she wouldn't be troubled if he forgot a little politeness. ]

Er. Claws? Little odd, isn't it?

[foins]

Yes, it is. I do not imagine most others have them.

[She doesn’t realize that’s an invitation to explain. Sue her.]

[neverheardofhim]

No, most others don't. So... why do you?

[foins]

I was designed to. A clone of another. He had claws, and so I have them as well.

[She isn’t sure what else to say of it. She is not good at describing anyway. But now, she does wonder, if Logan had ever wondered these things when he was asked.]

They are very sharp. Adamantium. They cut my skin whenever they are drawn.

[neverheardofhim]

So. Your claws are inside of you, and made of some kind of weird... metal, I'm guessing?

[All this shit is weird...]