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Varric "Dadric" Tethras ([personal profile] neverheardofhim) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-06-18 09:12 pm

[NSFW] Tentacles and Shields Series Pre-Poll



I'm not going to waste your time with bullshit terms and conditions. It's like it says at the top: I'm looking for ideas for my next serial. It's a smutty romance, about the only damn thing that sells on this planet. And since most people here have vivid enough imaginations to make a dwarf blush, I figure I'd leave it up to you.

In short: Submit your fantasies here. I'll make a poll from that and you depraved monsters will decide from there.

Winner gets a year -- or whatever that is here -- subscription to every Tentacle and Shields serial and a dedication in the first chapter. All participants will receive my unending judgement.
a_shadow: (Smug)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2017-06-26 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I am. What kind of person doesn't have a list? I mean, unless they don't care about sex to begin with.
  • sex against the wall
  • being slapped on the ass
  • big dicks
  • dirty talk
  • being choked
  • holding them down
Got more but those are the favorites.
Edited (spacing) 2017-06-26 14:04 (UTC)
a_shadow: (Little smirk)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2017-06-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The biggest dick I ever saw was on a four-jawed alien. Lots of teeth. I kind of wanted it to bite me with them.
a_shadow: (Let me tell you)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2017-07-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it was prehensile. Really flexible.
a_shadow: (Smug)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2017-07-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, I'm glad. Now, there's only one winner of this whole thing?
a_shadow: (This is the way it is)

[personal profile] a_shadow 2017-07-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we're in a class of our own.