[NSFW] Tentacles and Shields Series Pre-Poll

[neverheardofhim]

I'm not going to waste your time with bullshit terms and conditions. It's like it says at the top: I'm looking for ideas for my next serial. It's a smutty romance, about the only damn thing that sells on this planet. And since most people here have vivid enough imaginations to make a dwarf blush, I figure I'd leave it up to you.

In short: Submit your fantasies here. I'll make a poll from that and you depraved monsters will decide from there.

Winner gets a year -- or whatever that is here -- subscription to every Tentacle and Shields serial and a dedication in the first chapter. All participants will receive my unending judgement.

Comments

[a_shadow]

Of course I am. What kind of person doesn't have a list? I mean, unless they don't care about sex to begin with.

• sex against the wall
  
• being slapped on the ass
  
• big dicks
  
• dirty talk
  
• being choked
  
• holding them down

Got more but those are the favorites.

[neverheardofhim]

This is all very... normal, don't you think?

Where are the sexy aliens? How am I supposed to sell this kind of content to all residents of Thisavrou? I need something that will make a six tentacled slimebeast blush.

But... you get points for the start, at least.

[a_shadow]

The biggest dick I ever saw was on a four-jawed alien. Lots of teeth. I kind of wanted it to bite me with them.

[neverheardofhim]

Now that's much better.

... Did the cock have teeth, though? That's what's really important.

[a_shadow]

No, but it was prehensile. Really flexible.

[neverheardofhim]

Now that sounds like something worth writing about.

[a_shadow]

Good, I'm glad. Now, there's only one winner of this whole thing?

[neverheardofhim]

Maybe I'll make an exception. For awhile it looked like there wouldn't be anyone but... couple of you have impressed me.

[a_shadow]

I guess we're in a class of our own.