accidental video; whoops

[shiro2hero]

[We interrupt your regularly scheduled Important Current Event Updates with someone's elbow knocking into their TAB. Or maybe alien metal plus alien tech equals some kind of spark and power surge or something. Either way, this is a close-up of Shiro's elbow for several seconds of blurred movement and muffled yelling.]

[Because something's on fire.]

[And he's hitting it with one hand. Which is probably alarming if you're new to the neighborhood and aren't aware one of his hands is made of metal.]

-- why? I just hit a button! Stop! Burning!

[Oh yeah, he's in the kitchen. Butchering microwave food.]

[Because before the TAB clicks off with another knock of his elbow, there's a brief shot of the poor, butchered food. It's space easy mac. He burned space Easy Mac.]

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voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Why is it not one of you fuckers can do a single household chore?

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Give me anything else and I'm fine.

I have no idea why the kitchen hates me.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Can you at least sew?

voice;

[shiro2hero]

I could probably figure it out.

Laundry's easy enough, anyway.

[Seriously, this is baffling.]

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

You're the type who stupidly dyes everyone else's whites pink aintcha.

[not a lotta faith here]

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Nah. That's Darin.

I learned not to do that back in school. The hard way.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

The fact still stands, you can't make food. Can you use a microwave?

voice;

[shiro2hero]

[There's a long pause as he regards the smoking microwave.]

...

Apparently not.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

..........Can you cut veggies and stuff?

voice;

[shiro2hero]

And make a sandwich. And do basically anything that doesn't involve a heat source, seems like.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

It's not that hard, dude. Just keep an eye on it, maybe even two eyes in your case. Don't crank it up too high, that kinda thing.

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Aren't microwaves supposed to be "idiot proof"?

[And look how that turned out.]

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Supposedly, but case and point. Gotta use logic so...

[pointed look]

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Yeah. So.

If I broke the idiot proof box... [He's using logic here.]

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Get an adult to supervise.

voice;

[shiro2hero]

I am the adult.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Okay, sure. Legally, yes. Otherwise...

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Otherwise, this is Hunk's kitchen and I just make sandwiches.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Otherwise, just let him do it. Please.

What kinda sandwiches.

voice;

[shiro2hero]

He's not home. Otherwise I would.

Anything that doesn't require a heat source, honestly.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

....Stick to PB and J. Or wait for him.

voice;

[shiro2hero]

Peanut butter and jelly isn't the only sandwich that doesn't need heat.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

Can you really take that chance?

voice;

[shiro2hero]

I can. I have.

voice;

[brokeassgoing]

And didja start a fire?