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[We interrupt your regularly scheduled Important Current Event Updates with someone's elbow knocking into their TAB. Or maybe alien metal plus alien tech equals some kind of spark and power surge or something. Either way, this is a close-up of Shiro's elbow for several seconds of blurred movement and muffled yelling.]

[Because something's on fire.]

[And he's hitting it with one hand. Which is probably alarming if you're new to the neighborhood and aren't aware one of his hands is made of metal.]

-- why? I just hit a button! Stop! Burning!

[Oh yeah, he's in the kitchen. Butchering microwave food.]

[Because before the TAB clicks off with another knock of his elbow, there's a brief shot of the poor, butchered food. It's space easy mac. He burned space Easy Mac.]

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And didja start a fire?

Putting cold ingredients on bread doesn't start fires.

Can you take those chances?

Yes?

Don't think you should. Lives are at stake. Also you don't put enough mayo in your sandwiches.

That's because I don't use any.

I hate it.

What the hell's wrong with you.

Bad childhood experience.

WITH MAYO?!

Yeah.

It was a dare.

To eat some?

After it'd been in the sun.

For an entire afternoon.

That's rough, buddy. Did you make them eat your puke after?

What-

No?

Why not.

Because that's disgusting.

Payback's supposed to be a bitch. You're meant to rub their noses in it.

I was eight. And violently sick.

Payback didn't occur to me.

[sighs]

That's a real shame, man. Would've been some sweet revenge.

Again. I was eight.

A real good little boy huh.

Not any different from any other kid, I don't think.

Did you have a lotta friends? That were little shitheads?

No more than any other kid, I think.

I was pretty average.

Aka the goody two shoes of the group. Guess you've gotta make up for it now. Starting with mayo.

You don't like ketchup sandwiches do you?

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