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[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

Listen, I know it's like three a.m. ship's time, so it's perpetually Thursday on this planet. And Thursday is the worst, because it just sits there, when it could be a perfectly good Friday instead.

But I digress.

Most of us have been through a lot together, whether aboard the good ship Moira or here in the utopic gardens of Thisavrou.

And I know we're in for nasty weather, and there's lava beasts cutting swathes through upper Kauto midtown, but.

But, all that aside, I have a desperate and serious conundrum. I mean, like, I've got a real problem.

Right now.

And I need your help.

Which of these looks most like an apology to you?

...Bonus points if you can rationalize why.

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[a_perfect_end]

[Everybody wants to text.

Well. Give the people what they want, right?

...Especially if it gets him what he wants.]

But I already picked the best ones. I just want some input to narrow it down.

[Deliberate obtuseness is a go.]

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

that so

just saying that itd help if i knew who youre apologizing to and what for

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[a_perfect_end]

[That.

Surprises him.

Not only is he very interested in avoiding admission of responsibility, but.

Nobody has ever cared why. They just expect him to fix or undo or remove the problem.]

...You could say I owe them one.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

a new door? sounds like you got wild story behind that

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[a_perfect_end]

[Sure, he does. But like all the stories about him, it's entirely his fault.]

Nah. Not really.

I just-- [What's the expression...match: found] kinda flew off the handle.

A bit literally.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

that doesnt really answer questions
but whatever

all those doors are horrible. first one is pretentious and creepy, second one just plain weird and probably doesnt match with anything, third one is fine i guess. if you like living middle-class fuckery that is. fourth one is boring and fifth one ugly.

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[a_perfect_end]

You could say I don't know my own strength, but the problem here is that I do...New hinges weren't gonna cut it.

Really? I like the second one. It's orange.

[As though this alone makes it perfect.]

Still, I guess the third one is safest, at that.

...You have an interesting eye.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

you can hardly tell the color under all those ugly scribbles. And orange is childish color so there.

I have the eye of true cosmopolitan