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Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe ([personal profile] imoustacheyou) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-03-05 11:49 pm

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[When the video clicks on, it's not to the confused face of a newcomer, to the concern of someone who has just been plucked out of their universe and thrown to another. It's not of anger, fear, annoyance, none of that. When the video focuses, it's on a man wearing a strange dark coat, twirling one end of a ginger mustache between his fingers. He has light blue markings on his face, pointed ears, wild hair, a patch over his right eye, and looks entirely nonplussed by this entire situation.

In fact, this particular newcomer seems settled enough that he's able to hold the TAB in a steady hand at the perfect MySpace angle. No, seriously, he has this selfie stuff on lock.]


You know, this reminds me of that time I was on the coast of Melharoo, on the planet Yaluk of the Fifth Nebula. There was an entertainment city -- Va Harn, I believe the name was -- with a resort that operated kind of like this. Woke up there without a clue of what I'd been doing the past week! Turns out I'd had a particularly nasty run in with a few Wabbernocks! [Here, he laughs. As if everything he's saying makes complete and total sense.] Last time I went there during a waning metra.

[He lets go of the edge of his mustache, letting it bounce back into place as he regards the lens of the TAB.]

It's been a good while since I've had the time to learn about a new culture, so go ahead fellow visitors and Thisavrounians! Give me your best stories. Tell me about your culture, your technology, your holidays-- anything you could possibly think of!

[And, almost as if it's an afterthought, rather than the whole point of this broadcast Coran come on]

Oh! And if anyone's heard some rumors about flying robotic lions -- particularly a colored set -- I'd appreciate the information.
forgeabettertomorrow: (come on trust me!)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2017-03-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[The part about robotic lions catches Darin's attention...but he just sits back in his chair and grins. Ether this guy was trying entirely hard to stay low-key, thereby making him stick out like a sore thumb, or he was an eccentric old codger.]

[Darin loved badgering eccentric old codgers.]

[So, when he responds, he pretends to know nothing of robotic lions or their paladins.]

Man, I hate it when you get on the wrong side of a pack of Wabbernocks. Last time that happened, I lost an entire week. Hell of a way to end a solstice though.

Welcome, friend. You look like you've traveled your fair share.
patchricide: (94)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] patchricide 2017-03-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Her camera might be a little blurry. Almost like she was drinking something, and spat it all over the camera, and had to wipe it off in a haste.]

Coran?!

Coran, did you-- did you lose an eye?!

[... forgive her, she's still in season 1.]
shiro2hero: (time for the charm bomb to explode)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-03-06 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, normally, this is the point where everyone would stare blankly at the screen. Including people who know this particular voice.]

[But, with things being turned on their heads lately, with everything being rough on Allura lately...]

[Instead of a blank stare, he's just grinning when he turns the video on.]


Flying robot lions? I think that's a myth.
brokeassgoing: (nostalgia huh)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like maybe you oughta not get with the mixing pot of cultures. Since whatever a Wabbercock is had you down and out.

I know about those loud kids, yeah. They belong to you?
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't know how to quit)

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[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2017-03-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hohohohohohoooooh man! Then that means you've got your fair share of stories too!

Tell you what. I'm from a more...antiquated civilization. But I also know how to barter with the best of them.

Seems to me like you're looking for some information. How about we trade? Stories for info?

I think that sounds fair.
patchricide: (It's super effective!)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] patchricide 2017-03-06 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pirates?! Oh, I knew I should have gotten the full timeline from Hunk, or Lance! [but not Keith sorry Keith]

What happened? The castle wasn't boarded, was it?
nishizono: (( clr ) 26)

[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-06 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
flying WHAT now??? those are a thing?
nishizono: (( clr ) 46)

[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-06 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god it's like talking to sasayama ]

you know your name shows up when you reply, right.

how big are these lions? can you ride them?
do they ROAR, more importantly.
shiro2hero: (really really tingling)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-03-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Coran, buddy, half the time you sound like you're making up words.]

[But still, it's good to see him again. They're really all back together now, aren't they?]


Sounds fake, but... all right. If you say so, I guess I'll buy it.

[ALL JOKING ASIDE...]

... did something happen to your eye?
inconsequence: [RANUNCULUS] (❤ who the FUCK is whippin their dripper)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-03-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Does this one fancy himself the comedian, or the dramatist? Either way, he is hardly the first to mention something so highly specific as flying mechanized felines, absurd as it may sound.

If he wishes to hear of traditions, why not indulge him? With a story that may or may not be fabricated, but stories do not need to be true to be believed. They simply have to be told.]


Stories, holidays, culture...I could regale you for quite some time, sir.
forgeabettertomorrow: (this Lance guy sounds alright)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2017-03-06 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Darin leans in, doing his best to hide the slight grin pulling at the corners of his mouth. He acts totally flabbergasted.]

Two pieces for a quarter? Good sir, you must think me a fool! Any traveler worth his salt knows any good story should be divided into thirds. Why, you're trying to get valuable information with but a mere preamble!

One and a half pieces of information for the proper third. But--and I can't stress this enough--you'll have to offer up a foreword before I give you the first bit. After all, I need to know if the story will catch my ear.

[Your move, Coran~]
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patchricide: (102)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] patchricide 2017-03-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
The swap moon.

[Her tone drops in disappointment at the end, in a "oh, that explains so much" kind of way. In parts, because 1. they went in the first place, 2. they probably didn't bring her, and 3. it's going to be that much more difficult to get him to settle down and listen about why she doesn't know about this already.]

[She gives a resigned sigh.]


And you're fresh back from there, I presume? Did we at least get what we needed? More importantly, do you remember anything after?
shiro2hero: (90% of my gray hairs are named lance)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-03-06 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I... really don't think that's a good idea. On any level.

[Coran, no. Don't do that, please.]

Swap... moon? Is that real? [Guess who's even further behind than Allura? That's right, this guy.] And "we"? Who's all turning pirate?

... did anyone tell you what's going on here?
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-03-06 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
You would be hard-pressed to find one who would regard me as such. The jury's still out on what I count as, exactly. A demon, a corpse, an anomaly...

Why, accounts may vary.


[How unfortunate that humanity isn't alone in the universe after all. It's what that entire miserable species deserves, really.]

But I doubt you wish to hear one anomaly's existential musings.

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