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kurt wαgnєr [ɹǝןʍɐɹɔʇɥƃıu] ([personal profile] shadowblends) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-02-21 03:32 pm

❧ 002 [video]

[When the TAB first flickers to life, all that's visible is an intricately scarred cheek with just the slightest peek of ivory fangs past blue lips. There's the faint sound of something shifting about and finally, Kurt comes into full view.

He's sitting on the edge of an old stone fountain, his tail swishing back and forth behind him, a grin plastered across his face.]
I know very little about this holiday, but I've read a few things in an attempt to try and understand better.

[Meaning that he has forgone all the really romantic and couple-esque things about 'Valentine's Day' or whatever they would be calling it on Thisavrou.]

Giving chocolate to someone you like is traditional and I have more than a few friends and other people that I enjoy being around, so ... [He reaches over to pick up a small black box and pops the lid off of it, revealing the candy inside.]

Who wants some chocolate? [A soft laugh follows shortly after his inquiry as he replaces the lid and clutches the box to his chest, smile somehow broadening.]

I'm more than willing to deliver it, too.


(ooc: cw for anyone that decides to read the thread with kurt and j. [mentions of self-harm, internalized transphobia and ... self-loathing?])
im_a_leg: (pic#10981940)

he will lift u up kurt

[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Cool! Maybe I'll pick up some German in the process, ja? Cause the only stuff I know are like, food words.

And see, that's a great use of German. Because it's a joke AND wunderbar will always make me think of chocolate bars, and chocolate is really what brought us together today. You got it, my man. When're you free?
im_a_leg: (pic#11044517)

now I just really want him to carry kurt around on his shoulders

[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[TURN PURPLE TURN PURPLE] That's so awesome. Okay, I'll think about it and make up a list of stuff that'd be cool to know how to say.

Hey, what can I say? I have my moments. [He's actually pretty damn bright, but he's so laid back he almost never gets to show it off. He perks up at the timeline.] That quick, huh? Awesome. Let me give you my address. [He sends it over to Kurt really quick.]

And uh, if some guy with blue hair in his underwear comes sliding out somewhere, don't worry about it.
im_a_leg: (0iJDwKt)

okay 83

[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, there's an idea! You're a thinking man, I see. [Another toothy grin.]

Wait, wait, wait, back up-- did you say teleporter? Like you can just teleport whenever you want?

Long story. Last time it was because of a broken washing machine. First time I met him? Dude was almost completely naked.
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thank you for being thoughtful <3

[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? And you were trying to fight me on being the coolest? You are seriously the coolest person I have ever met.

Did you-- did you just do it? Is that what that was? Did you teleport just now?
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I didn't make the castle, I just flew there in my lion. This is a thing you just DO and it is so cool!

Bother me? Are you kidding me? It sounds awesome. Do you think I could see you do it in person sometime?
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well I mean, not a real lion. It's a robot lion. All five of us have 'em, and then they combine into a big robot guy. I'm one of the robot's legs!

[Oh nooo whatever shall he do] Okay, yeah, I have to see that. Seriously. I wish I could teleport. All I got is a bayard that turns into a big plasma gun.
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I can map it out for you. It's basic engineering really. Well, not basic. It's pretty complicated engineering by aliens that live like, impossibly far away, but it's still wicked cool. And being a leg is awesome. I get to support the whole team, literally! [And he actually laughs at his own lame joke.]

What, really? Teleport with you? Really? You can do that? And it's a little tool we were all given, they all morph into different stuff. I'll show you when you get here!
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-22 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you wanna learn I'd be more than happy to show you. It's just, uh-- [a nervous chuckle as he rubs the back of his neck, not that Kurt can see it] Most people think it's a little boring is all. I get kinda overexcited about engineering stuff.

I guess so long as we don't end up actually in a crashing airplane I guess it should be fine. Heh, one time I was flying my lion and it just died. Like, mid air. There was an ocean below us though so we crashed into it and .. sunk to the bottom. Dead in the water. There were mermaids and stuff got weird, but basically long story short falling from the sky in a huge lump of metal has already been crossed off my bucket list.

Ha! Really? That's awesome! We can hang out!
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good thing he can't see Hunk's face; it's his turn to go a little sheepishly pink. He's rubbing at the back of his neck.] Heh. Alright, if you're sure.

They totally do, but not in the way you'd expect. They look more... fishy than the Little Mermaid told me they'd be.

Oh! I'm not, but I can be! Hold on one sec. I'll go out to the porch. I'm kinda hard to miss.
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action!

[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-23 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hunk had just opened the door to make his way onto the porch when he spotted Kurt -- I mean, there are probably only so many blue people on their way to his house right now. His grin is wide again, eyes bright as he made his way over to give the guy a big hug by way of greeting.]

Hey, man, thanks for coming out here! And yeah, there was totally webbing, by the way. And like... alien eyes. Not a single one of 'em was singing either.
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-23 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, the yip was totally cute. Hunk's still grinning as he puts Kurt down.]

Yeah, my buddy Lance was totally into it. I was drugged for most of the time so I don't remember a lot except that the food was awesome.

Also for the record, you are like ten times as adorable in person.
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-23 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, turns out it's the food that drugged me. Kind of worth it though, I think.

Sweet, chocolates! Thanks, man. And I got you a little...

[He rummages around in one of his pouch pockets and produces an envelope. Kurt's name is scrawled on the front and Hunk's even managed to tie a little red bow around it.] Here, for you!
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[personal profile] im_a_leg 2017-02-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[The purple complexion is even more rewarding in person. Hunk's smile widens a touch.]

It's not much, I had to be quick. But I figured a guy willing to teleport to see a total stranger and give him chocolates should get something back. Plus you're like, really really cool.

[Inside the envelope Kurt will find a note, handwritten, that says simply "IOU: one pancake breakfast."]

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