kurt wαgnєr [ɹǝןʍɐɹɔʇɥƃıu] (
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❧ 002 [video]
[When the TAB first flickers to life, all that's visible is an intricately scarred cheek with just the slightest peek of ivory fangs past blue lips. There's the faint sound of something shifting about and finally, Kurt comes into full view.
He's sitting on the edge of an old stone fountain, his tail swishing back and forth behind him, a grin plastered across his face.] I know very little about this holiday, but I've read a few things in an attempt to try and understand better.
[Meaning that he has forgone all the really romantic and couple-esque things about 'Valentine's Day' or whatever they would be calling it on Thisavrou.]
Giving chocolate to someone you like is traditional and I have more than a few friends and other people that I enjoy being around, so ... [He reaches over to pick up a small black box and pops the lid off of it, revealing the candy inside.]
Who wants some chocolate? [A soft laugh follows shortly after his inquiry as he replaces the lid and clutches the box to his chest, smile somehow broadening.]
I'm more than willing to deliver it, too.
(ooc: cw for anyone that decides to read the thread with kurt and j. [mentions of self-harm, internalized transphobia and ... self-loathing?])
He's sitting on the edge of an old stone fountain, his tail swishing back and forth behind him, a grin plastered across his face.] I know very little about this holiday, but I've read a few things in an attempt to try and understand better.
[Meaning that he has forgone all the really romantic and couple-esque things about 'Valentine's Day' or whatever they would be calling it on Thisavrou.]
Giving chocolate to someone you like is traditional and I have more than a few friends and other people that I enjoy being around, so ... [He reaches over to pick up a small black box and pops the lid off of it, revealing the candy inside.]
Who wants some chocolate? [A soft laugh follows shortly after his inquiry as he replaces the lid and clutches the box to his chest, smile somehow broadening.]
I'm more than willing to deliver it, too.
(ooc: cw for anyone that decides to read the thread with kurt and j. [mentions of self-harm, internalized transphobia and ... self-loathing?])
he will lift u up kurt
And see, that's a great use of German. Because it's a joke AND wunderbar will always make me think of chocolate bars, and chocolate is really what brought us together today. You got it, my man. When're you free?
rather easily i would assume lmao
You did catch it, then. I suppose that it did. Uhm, if you give me about a half an hour, I have a few boxes to deliver and then I could meet you somewhere?
now I just really want him to carry kurt around on his shoulders
Hey, what can I say? I have my moments. [He's actually pretty damn bright, but he's so laid back he almost never gets to show it off. He perks up at the timeline.] That quick, huh? Awesome. Let me give you my address. [He sends it over to Kurt really quick.]
And uh, if some guy with blue hair in his underwear comes sliding out somewhere, don't worry about it.
dooo eeeet 8')
I think we all do, no matter how much we believe the opposite. [Kurt's rather smart himself, though he's usually got his face in a book or something - too distracted to really show off just how well he can use that brain, but with how often he reads, it can be assumed that he has a decent imagination, at least. Once class starts back up, that will be the exception.] I'm a teleporter, so I can get around rather quickly. Ach, right! [Don't mind him, saving that message for later when he finishes handing out chocolates.]
... why would he be in his underwear?
okay 83
Wait, wait, wait, back up-- did you say teleporter? Like you can just teleport whenever you want?
Long story. Last time it was because of a broken washing machine. First time I met him? Dude was almost completely naked.
video --> audio (because kurt is mindful of motion sickness yes)
There's a distinct BAMF'ing noise on his end of the voice chat, which Hunk won't be able to recognize until he's shown the teleporting.] That's exactly what I said. As long as it's within my range of three miles.
Well, in that case, I'll pay no attention to the blue-haired man in his underwear.
thank you for being thoughtful <3
Did you-- did you just do it? Is that what that was? Did you teleport just now?
of course ♥
Ja, the noise? That's what it sounds like when I teleport. If it's going to bother you, I could switch to text instead.
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Bother me? Are you kidding me? It sounds awesome. Do you think I could see you do it in person sometime?
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[Not helping with the blush here, Hunk.] Of course, I have no qualms with showing you.
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[Oh nooo whatever shall he do] Okay, yeah, I have to see that. Seriously. I wish I could teleport. All I got is a bayard that turns into a big plasma gun.
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[Mm-hmm ... Sigh.] I could take you with me one of these days. Oh, uhm, what's a 'bayard'?
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What, really? Teleport with you? Really? You can do that? And it's a little tool we were all given, they all morph into different stuff. I'll show you when you get here!
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Oh, ehm-- [He clears his throat and there's another BAMF on his end of the line.] Absolutely! I've teleported myself and five other people out of a nose-diving warplane! ... that sounds worse than it really was, haha.
[He's not downplaying anything at all.]
By the way, after looking over this address, I should be there sooner than I had estimated. We're practically neighbors!
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I guess so long as we don't end up actually in a crashing airplane I guess it should be fine. Heh, one time I was flying my lion and it just died. Like, mid air. There was an ocean below us though so we crashed into it and .. sunk to the bottom. Dead in the water. There were mermaids and stuff got weird, but basically long story short falling from the sky in a huge lump of metal has already been crossed off my bucket list.
Ha! Really? That's awesome! We can hang out!
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[He gets quiet again, listening to the other male talk, smiling broadly the entire time.] No reason for me to drag you into another crash. I never would have imagined that mermaids existed! I'm glad you came out of the accident safely, though.
I think I might actually be getting close. Are you outside or anything?
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They totally do, but not in the way you'd expect. They look more... fishy than the Little Mermaid told me they'd be.
Oh! I'm not, but I can be! Hold on one sec. I'll go out to the porch. I'm kinda hard to miss.
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The Little Mermaid? Do they have gills on their necks? Webbing between their fingers?
[And Kurt patiently waits outside of the house, shifting from one foot to the other, the box of chocolates tucked behind his back in both hands. He's pretty sure this is right, considering there's a lion atop the house.]
action!
Hey, man, thanks for coming out here! And yeah, there was totally webbing, by the way. And like... alien eyes. Not a single one of 'em was singing either.
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Oh, i-it's no problem at all, really. [Ignore his stutter while he shifts a bit to return the embrace to the best of his ability.] In a way, it's disappointing, but also sort of interesting? Alien eyes seem different, but I've always imagined mermaids having webbing between their fingers.
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Yeah, my buddy Lance was totally into it. I was drugged for most of the time so I don't remember a lot except that the food was awesome.
Also for the record, you are like ten times as adorable in person.
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That's too bad. At least you got to enjoy the food, though?
[Kurt stiffens at the compliment, mouth opening, but no words come out right away. He brings his hands around, holding the box of chocolates out and lifting the other one to cup the back of his neck.] ... thank you, Hunk. You're rather charming yourself, ja?
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Sweet, chocolates! Thanks, man. And I got you a little...
[He rummages around in one of his pouch pockets and produces an envelope. Kurt's name is scrawled on the front and Hunk's even managed to tie a little red bow around it.] Here, for you!
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You're welcome! [Again, Kurt goes quiet once the box is taken, watching as Hunk digs about for ... something.
He gasps softly, drawing both hands up to cup around his mouth, widened eyes staring at the item he's being offered. Finally, he reaches to take the envelope, rubbing over the ribbon with his thumb and flushing with embarrassment.] Hunk, you didn't have to-- I mean, I wasn't expecting ...
[Another moment of silence, his head slowly lifting to look up at his new friend.] Thank you, again.
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It's not much, I had to be quick. But I figured a guy willing to teleport to see a total stranger and give him chocolates should get something back. Plus you're like, really really cool.
[Inside the envelope Kurt will find a note, handwritten, that says simply "IOU: one pancake breakfast."]
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/chinhands :'D
OMFG
ahaha oops???
EVERYTHING IS AWFUL WITH HUNKS FACE ATM
SORRY NOT SORRY
FINE LETS DO THIS BE IT ON YOUR HEAD
unashamedly takes the blame
how effing dare you
again i have no shame
ME EITHER APPARENTLY
waves hand at shame
Re: waves hand at shame
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gdit that icon ;w;
Not even sorry
no ragrets
never
fdsjakl; oh no he looks so disappointed WHY
HES NOT JUST CONFUSED
fdhsakjg sorry, hunk. kurt's a mess sometimes.
POOR BB
HE'LL BE A-OKAY
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