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[squadgoals]

OPEN JOB OPPORTUNITY
ADVERTISER:
Normandy Securities

LOCATION:
Ingress Complex (HQ), Various locales (Missions)

POSITION:
Full-time, part-time, freelance available.

RATES:
Full-time - ~500 sencs/mo. +Mission Bonuses
Part-time - ~200 sencs/mo. +Mission Bonuses
Freelance - Rotating remuneration & availability dependant on missions

DESCRIPTION:
Interested in Ingress Complex security, but looking for something a little more hands-on? Normandy Securities is a private security service offering tailored solutions for each mission that emphasize the safety of all parties, and complete satisfaction. We want you to be able to utilize your unique set of skills to achieve what other private security companies can't. Assist in the safety and well-being of all Savrii citizens, as well as the researchers and scientists who have personal interest in helping ex-patriate Savrii find their way back to their home universe safely. Join our team today, and become an active part in helping others — and yourself.

IDEAL CANDIDATES:
- Proven combat experience
- Ability to think strategically under pressure
- Excellent communication skills
- Dedication to providing results
- Professional demeanor
- Unique skill set

BENEFICIAL QUALITIES:
- Can provide their own body armor and weaponry
- Has previous survival and self-defense training
- Available during all hours; rest hours included

If you think you have what it takes, REPLY with your relevant details, and we can set you up an interview timeslot ASAP.

[Interested in your dudes hulksmashing into an interview either accidentally or on purpose instead of replying? Head over here for the log! :D]

Comments

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[knaval]

applying for part time
i didn't read most of this but i am 32ft i can do it

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[squadgoals]

[you big, stupid... boat]

What parts did you read? Just so we're on the same page.

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[knaval]

i stopped reading at "500 sencs"

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[inconsequence]

Greetings.

I would like to apply for a full time position. I believe I fulfill all requirements necessary.

[Neglecting to mention "literally a child," of course.]

[squadgoals]

Great. I'll send you through a schedule for available interview timeslots. Think you can fill it out with your name, and preferred times?

[inconsequence]

I am sure I can manage that, yes.

You need not bother with preferred times. Consider me available on a daily and nightly basis.

text; this is not the Nathan Drake you're looking for

[ascendit]

can i do full time? i was a field exam away from graduating as a mercenary on my last universe

got the training, combat/under pressure experience, a gunblade and para-magic, and availableness

[squadgoals]

[???

Maybe it's a name coincidence. Or. Maybe. She just didn't know that much about Drake???]

I'll send you through a list of available interview timeslots. Fill your name in on whichever works best for you, and send it on back.

Thought you were more of a... treasure hunter.

[ascendit]

[??? He's never spoken to a Jane Shepard or announced his treasure hunting dreams on the network -

[Oh.]

there's two of us, the other one's found more treasure than me but i'll do both

i'm guessing there's more of a market here for security than treasure hunting

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[grandpaladin]

What sort of security is this, precisely?

[squadgoals]

Private security contracting. Personal protection, or just running jobs or missions that may be beyond our client's capabilities. All above-board.

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[redshitlord]

UR ALIVE !!!1!!

[squadgoals]

Hello, Sideswipe.

This is the second time you've said that, too. What, am I just in a perpetual state of "may be dead" unless you see something from me on the network?

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[sketchycharacter]

is this basically a body guard service for people who want to visit other worlds but can't hack it

[squadgoals]

Just a fancy way of saying "we will do your dangerous jobs for you, whatever it might be", including but not limited to security escort detail. So, yes, but also other things.

Sign up, and I promise to let you know when we're contracted to search for the lost city of [insert precious metal or gem here].

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[infailtration]

I'm working for Ingress Security right now but this sounds like a better fit. Are you doing interviews?

[squadgoals]

We are. Interested? I'll get you a timeslot.

It's nothing too serious — just a chance for me to get to know who's applying, get a feel for their capabilities.

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[pubcrawl]

[ Sorry but he's got thick fingers and typing on this tiny piece of a TAB would be impossible. She's going to get a video reply. Of a big, horned guy filling the screen almost. ]

This a call for a merc for hire?

VIDEO

[squadgoals]

[Matching type for type, she flips her TAB into video mode, too. No need to stand on ceremony.]

More or less. I'm putting together a team of people I can call on reliably when we're given jobs that require their unique skills — so basically, a more organized group of mercenaries with payslips.

The aim is to build up a reputation for doing good jobs, cleanly, and above-board. We're not the people to call for drug runs — we're who you go to to show people how it's done in explorer-class worlds, or take care of something no one else can on Chioni.

[TRANSLATION: (PARAGONING INTENSIFIES)]

Interested?

[warandpeace]

Decided to go for the security route huh? Not a bad plan. I'll recommend you if I see anyone looking for a header to work under.

[squadgoals]

What can I say? I stick to what I know.

I appreciate that. What are you keeping busy with?

[crowkiller]

If a full time is available still, I am quite qualified at fighting and not dying.

[squadgoals]

Full-time is available, but I'll still need you to come by for an interview. Interested? Because we can always use more people who can fight and not die. Very valuable skill.

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[dislocked]

I would prefer a part time position.

Do you require a resume?

[squadgoals]

Part-time works.

Resume is good, interview is better. I'm not expecting people to start drafting up CVs for this — I just want to get a good idea of who I'm hiring, how they work, and who they'd work best with in a squad for missions.

Think you'd have time to swing by?