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[squadgoals]

OPEN JOB OPPORTUNITY
ADVERTISER:
Normandy Securities

LOCATION:
Ingress Complex (HQ), Various locales (Missions)

POSITION:
Full-time, part-time, freelance available.

RATES:
Full-time - ~500 sencs/mo. +Mission Bonuses
Part-time - ~200 sencs/mo. +Mission Bonuses
Freelance - Rotating remuneration & availability dependant on missions

DESCRIPTION:
Interested in Ingress Complex security, but looking for something a little more hands-on? Normandy Securities is a private security service offering tailored solutions for each mission that emphasize the safety of all parties, and complete satisfaction. We want you to be able to utilize your unique set of skills to achieve what other private security companies can't. Assist in the safety and well-being of all Savrii citizens, as well as the researchers and scientists who have personal interest in helping ex-patriate Savrii find their way back to their home universe safely. Join our team today, and become an active part in helping others — and yourself.

IDEAL CANDIDATES:
- Proven combat experience
- Ability to think strategically under pressure
- Excellent communication skills
- Dedication to providing results
- Professional demeanor
- Unique skill set

BENEFICIAL QUALITIES:
- Can provide their own body armor and weaponry
- Has previous survival and self-defense training
- Available during all hours; rest hours included

If you think you have what it takes, REPLY with your relevant details, and we can set you up an interview timeslot ASAP.

[Interested in your dudes hulksmashing into an interview either accidentally or on purpose instead of replying? Head over here for the log! :D]

Comments

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[knaval]

applying for part time
i didn't read most of this but i am 32ft i can do it

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[squadgoals]

[you big, stupid... boat]

What parts did you read? Just so we're on the same page.

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[knaval]

i stopped reading at "500 sencs"

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[inconsequence]

Greetings.

I would like to apply for a full time position. I believe I fulfill all requirements necessary.

[Neglecting to mention "literally a child," of course.]

text; this is not the Nathan Drake you're looking for

[ascendit]

can i do full time? i was a field exam away from graduating as a mercenary on my last universe

got the training, combat/under pressure experience, a gunblade and para-magic, and availableness

[squadgoals]

Part-time is less than that. Still good?

[squadgoals]

Great. I'll send you through a schedule for available interview timeslots. Think you can fill it out with your name, and preferred times?

[squadgoals]

[???

Maybe it's a name coincidence. Or. Maybe. She just didn't know that much about Drake???]

I'll send you through a list of available interview timeslots. Fill your name in on whichever works best for you, and send it on back.

Thought you were more of a... treasure hunter.

[inconsequence]

I am sure I can manage that, yes.

You need not bother with preferred times. Consider me available on a daily and nightly basis.

[squadgoals]

[Admirable work ethic right here!!!]

Understood. In that case, put yourself down wherever you like, and I'll switch it up as required. Thank you for being so flexible.

[There's a ping as the spreadsheet is forwarded through.]

Any special skills I should be aware of in advance?

[inconsequence]

[Absolutely, yes. They consider the questionnaire at length, and concede that it would probably be best for everyone if they did not resort to their typical guessing-game, when it comes to their name.

Their age will not be so simple.]

Excellent at hand-to-hand combat, particularly that involving knives. I am very eager to learn more, however.

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[grandpaladin]

What sort of security is this, precisely?

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[redshitlord]

UR ALIVE !!!1!!

[squadgoals]

Hello, Sideswipe.

This is the second time you've said that, too. What, am I just in a perpetual state of "may be dead" unless you see something from me on the network?

[squadgoals]

Private security contracting. Personal protection, or just running jobs or missions that may be beyond our client's capabilities. All above-board.

[redshitlord]

actually ????
yea kind of

[Because that's what you start thinking after your best friends die for real and your Boyfriend goes into cryo without warning.]

[squadgoals]

Eager to learn is all I need to work with, and hand-to-hand is perfect.

Do you have your own knives?

[grandpaladin]

Protection... that sounds familiar enough!

I cannot say I would dislike helping people that way.

[squadgoals]

Fair enough.

[Considering the Moira, and... everything, she drops it without much more of a push.]

So, how's your jobhunting going?

[redshitlord]

[Thanks mom.]

ppppppfffffffffffbbtbhthth

like that

[inconsequence]

I do, yes. One rather sturdier than the rest.

[More powerful, as well. 99 ATK can do so very, very much, with the right intent to wield it.]

[ascendit]

[??? He's never spoken to a Jane Shepard or announced his treasure hunting dreams on the network -

[Oh.]

there's two of us, the other one's found more treasure than me but i'll do both

i'm guessing there's more of a market here for security than treasure hunting

[squadgoals]

That's what we're all about.

Interested in full-time, or something else?

[grandpaladin]

Wherever you would have me, my friend.

I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. Formerly, of Overwatch, if you have heard of that.

[squadgoals]

Don't think I like that sound.

How about signing up with me?