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[tearsinajar]

I feel like, with everything that's going on, I've lost track of time.

I mean, we've been on a ship for so long, we've gone on a few planet trips, and then there was that whole— [ Elena waves a hand, dismissive. Only because that's a difficult one to process. ] —year thing. Or at least I think it was a year.

Not only that but we've gone and swapped out captains, most of us have survived a ship crash landing or two, and Lord knows what else.

But in all of that— and yes, there's a point to this— how are you supposed to celebrate a birthday when you've barely had any time to sit down and process everything? When you sit down and keep asking yourself, "What day is it?" or "What month are we at?" or better yet— "How old am I again?"

[ Like the song What's my age again? ]

I really doubt this place has a bar with decent male strippers.

[ A tiny pause. She makes a face. Oh god. ]

...what if they're alien male strippers? What am I supposed to do with that?

Comments

[ascendit]

we're never talking about porn watching habits again

[tearsinajar]

you say that now

[ascendit]

talk about it with older me all you want but not this me

[tearsinajar]

And yet you were the one who brought up porn in the first place.

[ascendit]

because you were talking about alien strippers!

[tearsinajar]

alien strippers don't fall under the porn category. strippers fall under the entertainment section. porn is different.

[ascendit]

strippers fall under the sex thing you talked about on a public network first category

[tearsinajar]

do we really need to have a talk about strippers and sex? I'd rather not, that would be too weird.

[ascendit]

NO

[tearsinajar]

Glad to hear you agree. No talk.