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[tearsinajar]

I feel like, with everything that's going on, I've lost track of time.

I mean, we've been on a ship for so long, we've gone on a few planet trips, and then there was that whole— [ Elena waves a hand, dismissive. Only because that's a difficult one to process. ] —year thing. Or at least I think it was a year.

Not only that but we've gone and swapped out captains, most of us have survived a ship crash landing or two, and Lord knows what else.

But in all of that— and yes, there's a point to this— how are you supposed to celebrate a birthday when you've barely had any time to sit down and process everything? When you sit down and keep asking yourself, "What day is it?" or "What month are we at?" or better yet— "How old am I again?"

[ Like the song What's my age again? ]

I really doubt this place has a bar with decent male strippers.

[ A tiny pause. She makes a face. Oh god. ]

...what if they're alien male strippers? What am I supposed to do with that?

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[tearsinajar]

[ A big show of a sigh. ]

Guess I got no other choice. Stuck with you until the very end.

[ Or until he l i e s again ]

[sketchycharacter]

[Shhhh]

Lucky me.

[tearsinajar]

Hah. Seems like no matter what happens, you end up winning in the end. Luck really must have a weak spot for you, Nathan Drake.

[sketchycharacter]

Do I get more or less husband points if I make a cheesy remark about you being my biggest win ever?

[tearsinajar]

Mmm, I think you're going to lose a few hundred or so.

[sketchycharacter]

Then I won't. Gotta keep all the points I can scrounge up.

[tearsinajar]

You realize that you have years worth of points over everyone else.

[sketchycharacter]

I hope no one else has any husband points, but the important thing is that I challenge myself.

[tearsinajar]

There might be this one guy...

[sketchycharacter]

Yeah, I doubt it.

[tearsinajar]

So cocky. Whatever am I going to do with all that cock.

[ She'd had something else to say but it isn't something she should say over the network in case it leads to a spat. ]

[sketchycharacter]

I might have an idea or two, but nothing's that suitable for a public network.

[tearsinajar]

You might be able to convince me.

[sketchycharacter]

I'll come on by and do that, then.

[tearsinajar]

You do that. I'll be here.