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thisavrou2017-02-03 07:52 pm
tearsinajar) wrote in thisavrou2017-02-03 07:52 pm
Entry tags:
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- overwatch: mei-ling zhou,
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I feel like, with everything that's going on, I've lost track of time.
I mean, we've been on a ship for so long, we've gone on a few planet trips, and then there was that whole— [ Elena waves a hand, dismissive. Only because that's a difficult one to process. ] —year thing. Or at least I think it was a year.
Not only that but we've gone and swapped out captains, most of us have survived a ship crash landing or two, and Lord knows what else.
But in all of that— and yes, there's a point to this— how are you supposed to celebrate a birthday when you've barely had any time to sit down and process everything? When you sit down and keep asking yourself, "What day is it?" or "What month are we at?" or better yet— "How old am I again?"
[ Like the song What's my age again? ]
I really doubt this place has a bar with decent male strippers.
[ A tiny pause. She makes a face. Oh god. ]
...what if they're alien male strippers? What am I supposed to do with that?
I mean, we've been on a ship for so long, we've gone on a few planet trips, and then there was that whole— [ Elena waves a hand, dismissive. Only because that's a difficult one to process. ] —year thing. Or at least I think it was a year.
Not only that but we've gone and swapped out captains, most of us have survived a ship crash landing or two, and Lord knows what else.
But in all of that— and yes, there's a point to this— how are you supposed to celebrate a birthday when you've barely had any time to sit down and process everything? When you sit down and keep asking yourself, "What day is it?" or "What month are we at?" or better yet— "How old am I again?"
[ Like the song What's my age again? ]
I really doubt this place has a bar with decent male strippers.
[ A tiny pause. She makes a face. Oh god. ]
...what if they're alien male strippers? What am I supposed to do with that?
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And if they're stripper aliens? [She shrugs, slyly amused.] Maybe take a few more hours. It is your birthday, after all.
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I'll consider it. Though I do have to wonder what their version of a 'lap dance' is.
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Only one way to find out, and I volunteer as a test subject.
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Oh. So is this...a thing?
[ Elena motions to her TAB screen, aka the other woman on it, and then to herself. ]
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[a beat; and then an affirmative nod]
Especially when those horizons are showing some skin. Let's do this.
[A thoughtful look crosses her expression]
Might need to do a little research into tipping culture, first, though.
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[ So this is a thing that's going to happen, kind of exciting! ]
What kind of research? We don't have much on this place, it's not like we can walk up to anyone on the street and ask about male strip clubs and their recommendations.
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The Ingress Complex is a center of trade, commerce, and business — if they don't have an informational booth with a rundown of the various sectors on each planet, here, they're not doing their job.
Once we know where to go? We call in cavalry. There's strength in numbers when you're doing hands-on research, right?
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But I know one or two others who would be down for this.
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Sounds good to me. [She taps her TAB for a moment, thumbing through some options.] Haven't done it on the new devices, yet, but there's probably a way to make a group chat on these, too. Might be useful for getting our expedition details hammered out.
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Oh, I didn't think about that. Definitely a handy feature.
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Not sure if that makes it more or less fun, to be honest.
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For science.
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[ They could be the White Riders of Gondor or something. Riding in the name of science. ]
Sounds legit.