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[tearsinajar]

I feel like, with everything that's going on, I've lost track of time.

I mean, we've been on a ship for so long, we've gone on a few planet trips, and then there was that whole— [ Elena waves a hand, dismissive. Only because that's a difficult one to process. ] —year thing. Or at least I think it was a year.

Not only that but we've gone and swapped out captains, most of us have survived a ship crash landing or two, and Lord knows what else.

But in all of that— and yes, there's a point to this— how are you supposed to celebrate a birthday when you've barely had any time to sit down and process everything? When you sit down and keep asking yourself, "What day is it?" or "What month are we at?" or better yet— "How old am I again?"

[ Like the song What's my age again? ]

I really doubt this place has a bar with decent male strippers.

[ A tiny pause. She makes a face. Oh god. ]

...what if they're alien male strippers? What am I supposed to do with that?

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[neverheardofhim]

What's a little stripping between friends? I'll do it for free -- you just have to tell your husband that my chest is the best thing you've seen.

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[tearsinajar]

It all depends on how thick the forest is. His is pretty thick.

[neverheardofhim]

Like trying to penetrate the Korcari Wilds -- [Aaand she probably doesn't know what that is.]

It's thick, okay. Better than whatever Scribbles has going on.

[tearsinajar]

'Scribbles'? That's a good one. Suits him. Have you seen his drawings?

Is it? I can't just go based on your word alone.

[neverheardofhim]

Now this is just getting scandalous. What would he think, if he found you ogling over pictures of my bare chest?

[tearsinajar]

[ Elena laughed out loud. ]

He's fairly confident in what he's got. As he should be.

[neverheardofhim]

Next time I see you then, I'll put on a good show. How does that sound?

[tearsinajar]

Sounds like a story to write about.

[neverheardofhim]

Enter Thisavrou's literary world with a bang, eh? I like it.

[tearsinajar]

There's no better way to get the people's attention.