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Ratchet of Vaporex ([personal profile] asafepairofhands) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-11-11 11:37 pm

audio;

[No video this time, and Ratchet's voice sounds a little ragged over the feed.]

Public service announcement--if anyone knows, or knows of, the Cybertronian called Tarn, you might have heard about his ability to damage or even kill others with his voice. This is no longer an issue.

[He declines to give anything even vaguely resembling a detailed explanation as to why. He's also well aware that Tarn might be listening, but does not appear to care in the slightest.]

I don't know if it ever worked on organics, mostly because testing it might have involved the subjects being very dead even if Tarn had agreed, but I'd ask any engineers to kindly refrain from repairing his damaged vocalizer in the meantime. He can still communicate, it's not completely busted. If you feel like fixing any of his other injuries, fine, it's your funeral, but he's already committed murder once on this ship and the fewer weapons he has, the better.

...just wanted to let people know there's one less thing to worry about. It's not news we hear often around here, I'm finding.

Ratchet out.

(OOC: posted shortly after this)
happyclappyhippydrippy: (i just wanna polish my sword)

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[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A bit?

[Drift just sighs, taking a moment to calm himself down before he says anything else.]

I'm coming over.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (lol so i guess we're all dead huh)

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[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that would be Drift hangin on up. He gives himself a few minutes to chill before heading over, knocking before strolling his ass in.]

I still think you're out of your mind.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (time for stompin)

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[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to sit down and take it easy.

[He holds a hand up hoping to cut Ratchet off before he has a chance to reply.]

And I want to apologize for snapping at you.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (Deadlock: BUTTHEAD)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I've done enough yelling. Any more isn't going to change what's already happened.

[Drift strolls his ass right on over and stands in front of Ratchet, pausing for a moment and biting at his lip while he decides what he wants to say next.

Actually he kind of stands there staring for probably a little too long and it might be awkwardish but hey.]


You defended my honor, and for that I thank you. That said, don't ever do anything like that again.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (stuff and things)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[This probably isn't something that Drift should be smiling at, but he can't really help himself.]

At the risk of sounding like a complete suck up, you're positively incredible. We are truly blessed to have you with us.

[He half means it and half is just saying it because he knows it'll annoy Ratchet, but shh.]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (those things on his face)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Drift snorts and just lets it happen. Yeah he deserved that.]

Oh, it was incredibly dumb, but the fact remains that you successfully defended your patient from the actual most terrifying person in the universe.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (You're so full of shit)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Drift listens, frowning slightly while he thinks it all over. He ends up shifting to sit down on the floor in front of Ratchet, apparently having decided that he's totally going to hang out and chat for a while because this is getting Deep bro.]

See, I don't... know how I feel about all this. About any of this. I can't bring myself to feel pity for him, but at the same time I can understand for the most part why he is the way he is. Hell, I still don't know how I feel about Megatron yet, but at the very least he's shown a willingness to learn from his mistakes. With Tarn, I just don't see that happening, and I don't see anyone being willing try to help him change that.

...Except for Wing. He absolutely would, but if he tries to go anywhere near Tarn, I'll break his legs.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (lol oops killed a dude)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAH he got Ratchet to laugh that counts as a win. Drift grins right back at him.]

Well said. I'm just hoping that after his last run in with you, he's decided to keep himself out of trouble.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (blah blah blah)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-12 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Want me to stick around for moral support? I'm sure you don't need it, but I can always stand behind him and make faces or something. Might make it more entertaining at least.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (it was just a zombie)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know that you deserve a Magnus lecture. It's not like you don't know better.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (he's dead jim)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You got into a bare-knuckled fight with Tarn in the middle of the medical bay and won. Don't forget that part.

[He reaches up and thumps Ratchet gently on the knee.]

How did you manage that, by the way?
happyclappyhippydrippy: (she gave me the clap)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-13 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. I did not know this. I mean either way, you're a force to be reckoned with.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (oops huh)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2016-11-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm honestly shocked that the captains let him stay here at all after that. You'd think that murdering someone would be enough to get him booted, I really don't get how things work around here.

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