ʟᴄᴅʀ Jane "ᴵ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵒ" Shepard (
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Hi all — just a small announcement.
I know we have quite a few new arrivals on board, so, quick introduction: the name's Shepard, I'm the Assistant Head of the Tower. Any issues on that front, feel free to reach out to myself or Ryuuzaki.
But what I actually want to talk about is this: [Here, she steps out of the video's frame, letting it fall across an incredible aquatic paradise. There's fish, jellyfish, corals, seaweeds, microwhales, anemones, sea-snakes — you name it, if it swims, it seems to have some sort of representation here.
Also present is Andyr, in the background, kicking a filter with a look of clear irritation. Shepard continues to speak, a disembodied voice as the camera moves around the tanks, showcasing their inhabitants.] The Moira Aquarium.
Andyr and I received some pretty ridiculous supplies in the mail a while back, and with permission, we've been working on getting them all set up for the rest of the ship to enjoy. We're even getting some scuba and snorkeling time set up! Got an interest in aquatic life? Feel free to come by and take a look.
[The video focuses for a moment on the largest tank, a serene picture of beauty — before Andyr walks into the frame, face etched with suspicion of countless would-be aquarium ruffians. He gestures at the tanks, points two fingers at his own eyes, then points at the camera, accusingly. There's a beat of laughter before the recording cuts.]
I know we have quite a few new arrivals on board, so, quick introduction: the name's Shepard, I'm the Assistant Head of the Tower. Any issues on that front, feel free to reach out to myself or Ryuuzaki.
But what I actually want to talk about is this: [Here, she steps out of the video's frame, letting it fall across an incredible aquatic paradise. There's fish, jellyfish, corals, seaweeds, microwhales, anemones, sea-snakes — you name it, if it swims, it seems to have some sort of representation here.
Also present is Andyr, in the background, kicking a filter with a look of clear irritation. Shepard continues to speak, a disembodied voice as the camera moves around the tanks, showcasing their inhabitants.] The Moira Aquarium.
Andyr and I received some pretty ridiculous supplies in the mail a while back, and with permission, we've been working on getting them all set up for the rest of the ship to enjoy. We're even getting some scuba and snorkeling time set up! Got an interest in aquatic life? Feel free to come by and take a look.
[The video focuses for a moment on the largest tank, a serene picture of beauty — before Andyr walks into the frame, face etched with suspicion of countless would-be aquarium ruffians. He gestures at the tanks, points two fingers at his own eyes, then points at the camera, accusingly. There's a beat of laughter before the recording cuts.]

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Sounds like you're stretching yourself quite bit there. You know there's only 24 hours in a day. [What about the dish washing???]
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Actually, when you divide it up, it's a lot of time.
Even more if you're running from place to place, and packing healthy meal replacement options.
[It's somewhere in the middle of saying "meal replacement" that she realizes how work-obsessed it sounds. She adds, helpfully:]
I still take plenty of downtime, though.
[Training is downtime.]
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These kids keeps asking for candy. All I have is algae leaves... [ spoken morosely, as he stares down into a plastic tub of little dried out squares he'd been attaching to clips inside some of the tanks. Shepard, what do?? ]
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The trick-or-treaters? Wait, have you been giving them those?
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Quite impressive. I'll have to come by and take a look for myself.
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[ come here, Dutch, let andyr show you all his fish. ]
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[He is totally awestruck by that. How long has it been since he's seen an aquarium?]
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[And, catching his expression:] Aquarium enthusiast?
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[ said completely straight faced. He's serious about fish, ok? ]
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[He remembers that conversation they had, forever ago, about the best kinds of fish.]
Awesome.
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Even more little red stripey guys, too. You should come check it out.
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What kind of safety precautions have you taken?
[Look, Shep: who dives for fun?]
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With regards to the tanks, or the diving?
For the tanks, there's an emergency backup system in triplicate, which should function even if the Moira ship engine shuts down again. For any concern about future ship rolls, structures are secured in place with bolts, environment-friendly glues, and have emergency seals for gravity shifts and potential spills. We maintain the filters, but they're pretty hands-off — next time we'll have to really clean them out should be in a year or so.
For the diving and snorkeling, I'm a certified master diver, so I'm more or less in my element, there. Tanks are coded and keyed to myself and Andyr's details, so there shouldn't be any huge worries about break-ins, unless someone is particularly determined. As long as one of us is around, there shouldn't be any mishaps.
That said, if there is any, we have a non-stop security surveillance system trained on every corner of the room — anything going on in here is sent straight to our MIDs. Andyr is around pretty constantly, as well, so it would be that rare scenario for anything to really hit the fan.
Still, I've got a backup or two for that.
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That's amazing!! Where is this place? I need to come check it out!!
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Open 24/7. You a big fish fan?
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[He's... kidding?
He's not really kidding.]
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[ that's it, that's all he has to say on that subject. ]
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Wait, hold on. We can get in it?
[Anyone who knew him, logically, might think that water posed the absolute opposite of excitement.]
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Monday, Wednesday, Friday, noon to 6. Ever been before?
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Sit around and stare at fish? Sounds like it ought to be a metaphor.
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[ interesting as well, sort of, to him at least. but that's thinking more into a simple activity than andyr likes to. it's just enjoyable for him, so whatever. ]
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