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thisavrou2016-10-22 10:40 pm
mttbrandlegs) wrote in thisavrou2016-10-22 10:40 pm
[video]
Greetings and salutations, beauties! It's been a while, hasn't it~?
[Mettaton looks...maybe a little uncomfortable and 100% human as he addresses the network, but look. He's going to fake it til he makes it because that's what superstars do!
Even superstars who look like they were in a mild accident, as he does, with his cheek sporting a patch bandage and his neck wrapped to hide some painful conversation starters.]
I know some of you are new, so you might not know who I am! My name is Mettaton, and I'm a super-fabulous celebrity! Don't feel intimidated by me though, I assure you I'm actually a really great person to get to know!
Also I am usually a robot WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY POINT!!
It looks like some of the crew is going through some changes, and it is not always comfortable to deal with that! I propose that we not only work together to help each other out in this time of awkwardness and unpreparedness, but that we also create a resource for...a particular subset of individuals.
What do I mean?! Easy!!
There's a few people on the ship who require blood as sustenance! How scary!!! But as we are all crew, I don't feel as if this compulsion is particularly comfortable for them, so here's the idea--anyone who is comfortable doing so should donate a small amount of their blood. Of course, I don't mean letting someone bite you--unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, don't let me judge you!!
[Wink wonk. He swears, this is family friendly.]
I would very much like to work with anyone assigned to the Medbay so as to make this situation easier, more bearable! Surely it isn't a terrible idea~?
As a note, however, anyone who is prepubescent--say, a small child--will require screening and/or consent of their caretaker, should they have one!!!
[He's smiling, but there's a reason he said that, and his eye is on the MID. You know who you are.]
Right! So anyway, if you think this is a good idea, please don't hesitate to contact me! In addition, if you have any other needs pertaining to sudden changes in biology and you think you might need some help, please also contact me and I'll see if I have a fabulous idea for you!
Toodles, sweeties!! Thank you for listening~
[Mettaton looks...maybe a little uncomfortable and 100% human as he addresses the network, but look. He's going to fake it til he makes it because that's what superstars do!
Even superstars who look like they were in a mild accident, as he does, with his cheek sporting a patch bandage and his neck wrapped to hide some painful conversation starters.]
I know some of you are new, so you might not know who I am! My name is Mettaton, and I'm a super-fabulous celebrity! Don't feel intimidated by me though, I assure you I'm actually a really great person to get to know!
Also I am usually a robot WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY POINT!!
It looks like some of the crew is going through some changes, and it is not always comfortable to deal with that! I propose that we not only work together to help each other out in this time of awkwardness and unpreparedness, but that we also create a resource for...a particular subset of individuals.
What do I mean?! Easy!!
There's a few people on the ship who require blood as sustenance! How scary!!! But as we are all crew, I don't feel as if this compulsion is particularly comfortable for them, so here's the idea--anyone who is comfortable doing so should donate a small amount of their blood. Of course, I don't mean letting someone bite you--unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, don't let me judge you!!
[Wink wonk. He swears, this is family friendly.]
I would very much like to work with anyone assigned to the Medbay so as to make this situation easier, more bearable! Surely it isn't a terrible idea~?
As a note, however, anyone who is prepubescent--say, a small child--will require screening and/or consent of their caretaker, should they have one!!!
[He's smiling, but there's a reason he said that, and his eye is on the MID. You know who you are.]
Right! So anyway, if you think this is a good idea, please don't hesitate to contact me! In addition, if you have any other needs pertaining to sudden changes in biology and you think you might need some help, please also contact me and I'll see if I have a fabulous idea for you!
Toodles, sweeties!! Thank you for listening~
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But consider this--I'm active, and I'm talking, and clearly I mean to do something worthwhile with that!!
[Right? That is all that matters!]
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Admittedly...internal fluids are not my area of expertise. In fact, living bodies aren't my area of expertise.
[Seriously? Until recently he never even had to go pee. That is ridiculous.
...Still. He wants to arrange help for people who are different right now, and likely to feel out of their comfort zone. He can relate to that.]
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[tapping his chin in thought, lúcio focuses on the video proper and finally seems to notice something...]
Wait, did you get a new chassis?
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I miss being a robot, if you can believe that!!
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[Mettaton is actually blushing. LOOK THOUGH. He can't control that.]
I guess humanity is just another thing to learn from the bottom up!! It's not the easiest thing in the world, but I think I rather like my sense of taste! And being able to feel things is definitely a plus, hugs are much more comforting this way!
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What've you been doin', huh? You had any cake?