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[Having noticed the general quiet on the ship, someone is going to speak up in an attempt to fix this problem.]

Soooo....

How about that crazy party stuff, huh? I know like, years and stuff are important to humans so. Sorry? About that?

But seriously is it really that bad? I mean, you guys have like, what? Two-hundred of 'em?

[Sideswipe, no, humans don't live to be 200 you ninny.]

What's one more! I mean there's worse ways to go than a big party, right? [... he's trying to give a peptalk. He really, really is.] I guess if you really feel bad, um.

Talk to each other! That's totally what everyone keeps telling me to do when bad scrap happens.

Yeah, that's like, all I got, man. Just relax, okay dudes? Next planet's gotta be better.

[you tried, sideswipe]

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Well, you kind of suck at it.

[Grump grump.]

How long do ro—cyberguys live, anyway?

Wow. Sorry if I'm not suddenly an expert in making humans feel okay.

I'm trying here.

A lot longer than humans, apparently.

Yeah? How old are you?

Like a couple thousand?

Years? Holy shit. If I knew anything about robot history I'd be bugging you to tell me what it was like way back when.

"Way back when"?

Gross, man, what do I look like? An old timer?

As far as I can tell, you guys don't age so no, not really. But that's still pretty old.

I am in the prime of my life here, dude.

All right, well, that's another big difference between you guys and humans. Most humans.

Okay, so, don't go telling me I'm old then!

I won't if you don't go telling us that a year is no big deal.

Dude! What part of "I was trying to help" isn't firing in your processor!

If I'm not allowed to get offended over your bad help, you're not allowed to get offended over my bad age guess.

Okay, but I was trying.

Look, just...let it go.

Tch, fine man.

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