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[redshitlord]

[Having noticed the general quiet on the ship, someone is going to speak up in an attempt to fix this problem.]

Soooo....

How about that crazy party stuff, huh? I know like, years and stuff are important to humans so. Sorry? About that?

But seriously is it really that bad? I mean, you guys have like, what? Two-hundred of 'em?

[Sideswipe, no, humans don't live to be 200 you ninny.]

What's one more! I mean there's worse ways to go than a big party, right? [... he's trying to give a peptalk. He really, really is.] I guess if you really feel bad, um.

Talk to each other! That's totally what everyone keeps telling me to do when bad scrap happens.



Yeah, that's like, all I got, man. Just relax, okay dudes? Next planet's gotta be better.

[you tried, sideswipe]

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[redshitlord]

Yeah but!

Maybe next time it'll be better!

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[justice_from_above]

Well, here is hoping.

Is there anything you want to see particularly, next planet we visit?

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[redshitlord]

Okay, okay. Get this.

Racing planet.

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[justice_from_above]

[She feigns thinking it over for a moment,]

I could get behind that, yes.

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[redshitlord]

Oh yes! I called it! One hundred percent called it!

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[justice_from_above]

[She laughs at his enthusiasm.]

When it happens, hit me up.

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[redshitlord]

You got it! One racetrack jam coming up.

Y'know. When it happens.

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[justice_from_above]

When it happens. We can only hope it will be sooner, rather than later.

[She's actually not expecting it to happen, but it is fun to think about.]

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[redshitlord]

Hey, we're bound to hit a planet sooner or later!

... y'know, not. Literally.

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[justice_from_above]

Didn't we already do that?

[She gives him a sly grin because, yes, they really did just crash into a planet, as she recalls.]

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[redshitlord]

Eesh, yeah... that's sort of why I said 'not literally'.

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[justice_from_above]

Point taken.