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[Having noticed the general quiet on the ship, someone is going to speak up in an attempt to fix this problem.]

Soooo....

How about that crazy party stuff, huh? I know like, years and stuff are important to humans so. Sorry? About that?

But seriously is it really that bad? I mean, you guys have like, what? Two-hundred of 'em?

[Sideswipe, no, humans don't live to be 200 you ninny.]

What's one more! I mean there's worse ways to go than a big party, right? [... he's trying to give a peptalk. He really, really is.] I guess if you really feel bad, um.

Talk to each other! That's totally what everyone keeps telling me to do when bad scrap happens.

Yeah, that's like, all I got, man. Just relax, okay dudes? Next planet's gotta be better.

[you tried, sideswipe]

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I'm no expert like Dr Ziegler, but I'm pretty sure. You know anyone who had trouble on the planet?

Uhhh, not really, dude.

I mean, I'm a 'bot so. A year isn't a big deal where I'm from.

How long do you guys live for?

Uhhh... I think like... Ultra Jerkness is like forty billion or something.

A long time?

Forty... billion?

[he knew it was a couple million, but damn.]

What about you, my man?

Um.

I kinda lost track. Like... couple thousand?

Damn! How many birthdays did you miss? Oh, man. I guess a year straight of partying makes up for it, huh?

What's a birthday?

...Now that's the saddest thing I about ever heard. It's a celebration of life! Specifically, your life! The day you were made, when the days and months align.