o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[morethan084]

Yikes.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

ok
but brown nipples kind of creep me out
can u kepe ur top on pls

[correct response, daisy!]

[morethan084]

Wow. Way to bring up a really big insecurity of mine.

[pillz]

sory

[there's no tone of voice, but he probably isn't very sorry.]

i can just not look

[morethan084]

Yeah. You might as well pretend I'm not there.

cw misogynistic language!! for no reason! bc ofc

[pillz]

that ym heart lying in pieces under ur bitch heels man what up

[morethan084]

...What?

[pillz]

what don't u get
& r u a lesbiab

[morethan084]

No. I'm not a lesbiab.

[pillz]

tehn im disappointed by ur lack of initiative :(

[morethan084]

To go down on you? You look like you're twelve, not to mention you're an asshole.

[pillz]

fuk, woman
12 yos arent that hot where i come from. i wanna go 2 ur planet next time.
all the name-calling
would murderin a space bambi make u feel better

[morethan084]

I'm sure I really offended you too.

Well I'm sure it'd make you feel better considering you apparently suck at using a gun.

[pillz]

yeah iam wounded 2 my core.
look
leanrning curve is allowed ok shit
i never hunted b4 dont be a asshole

[morethan084]

[Only because this stupid bickering wasn't getting them anywhere:]

I could teach you.

[pillz]

really
i thought u have vibrator pwers

[morethan084]

[Her eyes rolled so far back into her head it actually hurt.]

I'm just trying to help.

[pillz]

i accept
my only condition si u keep ur top on like we talked about
ok

[morethan084]

As long as you keep your pants on too.

Although I'm sure there isn't much to look at anyway.

[pillz]

above avg
not a mutant ro anything
i knew a guy wit 3 balls. it wuznt all it was cracked up 2 be ;(
cracked ;( ;(
where did u learn 2 kill stuff wit a rifel

[morethan084]

Does it matter?

[Like hell she'd tell him]

[pillz]

do not want an underqualfied teacher
im pretty sure thats totally fuckin reasonable

[morethan084]

I'm not underqualified.

[pillz]

wgere did u learn
how mayn people have u killed wit a rifle
who was ur teacher
u dont hav 2 give me names and ssns jesus
wanna know what im dealing wit

[morethan084]

I haven't killed anyone with a rifle.

I had to learn how to use one for work.