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[grandpaladin]

Hello my friends!

[That sure is a huge, booming voice echoing over the MID. A very cheerful one, at that. The face on the screen is grinning, too many teeth showing, one eye scarred.]

That is how this works, isn't it? It's like a phone. A very fancy phone. [Somehow that grin gets bigger.] I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And new arrival on this ship.

If you have heard of me, hello! If not, ach, same to you as well. I am glad to be on this adventure, regardless of who is here.

[He wouldn't say that if he knew exactly who was here, but he's been pretty busy exploring. He's never been to space before, can you blame the big guy?]r

Come! Introduce yourselves. Do not be shy.

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[audio]

[psychadrellic]

Something tells me you're a man quite at home in the middle of chaos.

[Understatement of the year. What clued you in, Thane?]

I appreciate the sentiment. Nevertheless, I'm prepared to respond accordingly when the quiet does reach its inevitable end.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

I thrive in chaos, my friend. It is, as you say, my element!

[Hey, he won't judge.]

Oh? You are something of a soldier yourself?

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

Not precisely. I've dabbled, I suppose you could say, but I'm not really "soldier" material.

[He's so slender and willowy; clearly not soldier material.]

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

Adventurer, maybe?

[Please, Thane. There were literally all shapes and sizes in Overwatch.]

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

Hm. More or less, I suppose that's a fairly good descriptor.

[In the loosest, loosest sense of the word. He has had plenty of adventures, after all!]

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

Then we should go together sometime! When we find one of these planets I hear about!

Together!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

[Battle Grandpa are u asking him out on a date]

I would not be opposed to such an outing. It will be nice to get off the ship for a while.

[Normally he's perfectly comfortable on ships, but normally, his presence on any ship is through his own choice. It's a small but remarkably significant difference.]

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

[maybe....]

Good! It is a deal, then! When we reach a planet, you and I shall find adventure!

[This would be accompanied by manly back slapping but uh. This is audio.]

For glory!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

[Kyaa, Battle-Grandpa-San...!]

It's a deal, then. [He's smiling again.] I'm looking forward to it.

[To the outing, that is, not to the back slapping...]

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

[He also is smiling. Then again, he probably hasn't stopped.]

Wonderful!

Then I hope we shall land soon!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

[What a happy old man. ;u;]

I'll be sure to contact you when we do.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

I await your call with bated breath!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

[He nods, though Reinhardt can't see it. Whoops.]

Not directly related, but. I was fortunate enough to find several of my own comrades had been pulled here, as well as myself. I wonder, were you also as fortunate?

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

Oh! Were you now? How excellent! Are they the same as you are?

[Are they alien lizard people too.]

Many from home have shown up here, yes. More than I have seen in years.

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

No other drell, no. A turian, a quarian, a couple of humans.

[Funny how he never thought he would actually, actively wish for Grunt's presence until he met this man. He really just wants to stand them next to one another for height/size comparison.]

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

Hmm... I do not know what any of those words mean.

They are also aliens, yes?

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

That's correct. I've heard turians described as "the missing link between birds and dinosaurs" by one of my human colleagues. [Thank u, Joker] Quarians are more humanoid.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

A dinosaur? You know a dinosaur?

[I WISH TO WRESTLE HIM.]

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

I know a turian.

[His voice is filled with dry amusement as he clarifies.]

I know several, actually, although there are only two aboard currently.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

There are two of them?

Well... there is one of me!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

I'll see what I can do to arrange an introduction.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

I wish to fight them.

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

[Whoops. Sorry, Garrus.]

...That's something I'll leave you to discuss with them.

[audio]

[grandpaladin]

Do not worry, my friend! It would be mutual fighting!

[audio]

[psychadrellic]

You'll probably have better luck with that if a krogan shows up, honestly.