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thisavrou2016-08-07 06:52 pm
diamondhack) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-07 06:52 pm
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[If in case you don't know Isha, she's pretty much a serial texter. Even if you're about two feet away from her, she's going to text. It's inevitable.
And probably for the best, considering her rising irritation about a very peculiar matter...]
Now, I would start this off by saying something about my vents, my territory, my rules, and so on, but that would be inaccurate. None of this is mine, but it should might as well be by proxy.
That being said.
Here's a rule I would like to impose. It's a very simple rule, really, almost a logical one that even I, a professional lawbreaker, would follow.
Don't put a gun in the vents. I don't care if you're hiding evidence or you're just that paranoid. In fact, I don't even care why you put it there. Keep it out of my vents.
[Just because she's not the biggest fan of this job doesn't mean she has to half-ass it.]
If this happens to be your gun, which I am holding right now, please get it before I decide it's better in more capable hands or in the great vacuum of space. I'm very inept with these things, so you might have to deal with the fact that this may go very wrong in my hands.
Thank you and good day, night, or whatever time it happens to be. You all owe me a coffee or ten for working your vents in this terrible lighting. Q says hello, for those of you who know him. He wanted to end this note nicely.
And probably for the best, considering her rising irritation about a very peculiar matter...]
Now, I would start this off by saying something about my vents, my territory, my rules, and so on, but that would be inaccurate. None of this is mine, but it should might as well be by proxy.
That being said.
Here's a rule I would like to impose. It's a very simple rule, really, almost a logical one that even I, a professional lawbreaker, would follow.
Don't put a gun in the vents. I don't care if you're hiding evidence or you're just that paranoid. In fact, I don't even care why you put it there. Keep it out of my vents.
[Just because she's not the biggest fan of this job doesn't mean she has to half-ass it.]
If this happens to be your gun, which I am holding right now, please get it before I decide it's better in more capable hands or in the great vacuum of space. I'm very inept with these things, so you might have to deal with the fact that this may go very wrong in my hands.
Thank you and good day, night, or whatever time it happens to be. You all owe me a coffee or ten for working your vents in this terrible lighting. Q says hello, for those of you who know him. He wanted to end this note nicely.
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otherwise you may need to fight someone who has an interest an it
by the way someone else wants the gun you may need to fight over it
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in that case no thanks
i can always use a new gun but i don't want to fight someone for it even if they're unarmed right now
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it looks like you won out
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seems more like it'd be the opposite
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well you get a new gun without any strings attached but possibly a long history of crime?
isn't that a win?
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is the losing guy going to hold a grudge against me
because the best way to use a gun is to not unless you have to
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seems.
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ok i'll take it
but if he comes to kill me and take it for himself i'm going to haunt you
and i'll be an annoying asshole ghost
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but I have a feeling that wouldn't work on you
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imagine the horror
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you'd be going back to the future
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maybe two
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unfortunately i don't know of many
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to be continued...