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thisavrou2016-08-07 06:52 pm
diamondhack) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-07 06:52 pm
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[If in case you don't know Isha, she's pretty much a serial texter. Even if you're about two feet away from her, she's going to text. It's inevitable.
And probably for the best, considering her rising irritation about a very peculiar matter...]
Now, I would start this off by saying something about my vents, my territory, my rules, and so on, but that would be inaccurate. None of this is mine, but it should might as well be by proxy.
That being said.
Here's a rule I would like to impose. It's a very simple rule, really, almost a logical one that even I, a professional lawbreaker, would follow.
Don't put a gun in the vents. I don't care if you're hiding evidence or you're just that paranoid. In fact, I don't even care why you put it there. Keep it out of my vents.
[Just because she's not the biggest fan of this job doesn't mean she has to half-ass it.]
If this happens to be your gun, which I am holding right now, please get it before I decide it's better in more capable hands or in the great vacuum of space. I'm very inept with these things, so you might have to deal with the fact that this may go very wrong in my hands.
Thank you and good day, night, or whatever time it happens to be. You all owe me a coffee or ten for working your vents in this terrible lighting. Q says hello, for those of you who know him. He wanted to end this note nicely.
And probably for the best, considering her rising irritation about a very peculiar matter...]
Now, I would start this off by saying something about my vents, my territory, my rules, and so on, but that would be inaccurate. None of this is mine, but it should might as well be by proxy.
That being said.
Here's a rule I would like to impose. It's a very simple rule, really, almost a logical one that even I, a professional lawbreaker, would follow.
Don't put a gun in the vents. I don't care if you're hiding evidence or you're just that paranoid. In fact, I don't even care why you put it there. Keep it out of my vents.
[Just because she's not the biggest fan of this job doesn't mean she has to half-ass it.]
If this happens to be your gun, which I am holding right now, please get it before I decide it's better in more capable hands or in the great vacuum of space. I'm very inept with these things, so you might have to deal with the fact that this may go very wrong in my hands.
Thank you and good day, night, or whatever time it happens to be. You all owe me a coffee or ten for working your vents in this terrible lighting. Q says hello, for those of you who know him. He wanted to end this note nicely.
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remember what I said about sometimes you get jobs that you don't like or relate to you?
this is it.
and I am an engineer, i barely slept for years of my life and i've been trying to make it up ever since.
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Experienced a bit of that myself.
Someones got to keep the vents safe for all to roam I guess.
[This ship's got an epidemic of people who like to hang around in the ventilation, apparently.]
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[It's where it's at, apparently.]
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[Is that what he's found in vents before, what she'll probably find in the vents now, or a totally unrelated request?]
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[Especially if they're opened? And melted? Or maybe the tiny ones like M&M's and Skittles?
The worst.]
maybe I'll find wadded chewing gum up there while I'm at it.
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But in the next couple of days she might find an energy bar with her name on it, hanging out by the vent maintenance boxes.
Crawling through those things can be hungry work.]