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[redshitlord]

[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]

[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]

Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?

[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]

Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.

[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]

The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.

Out the airlock.


...

Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

Comments

Re: [ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

So, you are telling me that the Cybertronians in your universe come to verbal agreements and then slap the living daylights out of their appendages?

Because, that seems incredibly counter-intuitive.

[ACTION]

[redshitlord]

[Without hesitation:]

Yes.

Yes, we do.

Re: [ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

This suddenly explains so very much.

[ACTION]

[redshitlord]

So.

We good?

Re: [ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

Yes.

Aside from your lack of coordinating conjunctions, we are good.

[ACTION]

[redshitlord]

No, I said "we good"?

That's how we talk in Cool Universe.

Re: [ACTION]

[onlytwoexpressions]

No.

Absolutely not.

I refuse to believe there is a version of Cybertron that has devolved into total and complete grammatical anarchy! I was willing to accept slapping limbs as a means of positive affirmation, but this is absolutely, irrevocably nonsense!

[ACTION]

[redshitlord]

...

Now I wish I had a recording of Jazz just to see if you'd pop a gasket.