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[redshitlord]

[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]

[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]

Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?

[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]

Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.

[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]

The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.

Out the airlock.


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Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

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[heelys]

Uh, I dunno how strong you think I am, man, but have you seen Megaton? I couldn't get him to move his servo if I wanted to.

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[redshitlord]

So then we lure him to an airlock or something.

I don't know how to do this either, dude, I'm trying here!

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[heelys]

Would that even work? Does he turn into a jet in his universe?

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[redshitlord]

A jet?

I thought he was a tank.

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[heelys]

Well, he's got a flight frame in my universe--all Decepticons have! It's kinda weird to see flight frames that aren't Decepticons, actually. That really weirded me out for a while.

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[redshitlord]

What, really?

Why?