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[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]

[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]

Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?

[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]

Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.

[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]

The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.

Out the airlock.

...

Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

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Do you have lips though?

[ he'll leave the sex part out of it, but still, very curious, what even are you, angry robots? it is a mystery. ]

I'm just saying, they're not likely to listen to you. [ because of course you're going to defend your boyfriend. ] Isn't this crap something the captains should be deciding, not a lynch mob crew?

... Yeah? What do you think is here on my face, dude?

[He says it like it should be obvious.]

I don't care -- I -- he's already died here! I can't just do nothing. [He might be sounding a bit frantic here.] They haven't done anything before! Why would they start now!

Like a... metal gap? It's hard to tell.

[ look usually lips look different from the rest of your face ok, he's trying here. sort of. not much. ]

They killed him? Sounds more lynch mob than justice serving. Or monarch kinds of 'off with his head'. Do robots have a robot king?

... lips. I have lips. Okay?

[Geez dude. Pay attention to your nonexistent robot biology education.]

One of them did. Before all this even happened.

And nah, man. No robot kings.

Okay, you have lips.

[ whatever homie, whatever you say. ]

For the future crime or just because?

Thank you.

... Just because, I think.

You’re welcome. [ isn’t that the response that goes there?? Sure. ]

Fucked up, man. They psycho robots or something?

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