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[redshitlord]

[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]

[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]

Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?

[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]

Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.

[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]

The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.

Out the airlock.


...

Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

Comments

[redshitlord]

your FACE is broken

[whatshimadayou]

Not factual or relevant.
And debating this topic will clearly do nothing to alleviate your immense bias on the matter.

[redshitlord]

then how bout you butt out??

sheesh see if i ever try and keep humans from getting squished anymore if this is how you guys are gonna react

[whatshimadayou]

I hardly need your help in that department. You would bumble and make it worse, childish as you are.

[redshitlord]

and youd probably trip and land on your face cause youd be too busy stroking your ego dude

[whatshimadayou]

You poor boy.

[redshitlord]

I'M JUST A POOR BOY
FROM A POOR FAMILY

something something monstrosity

[Well now he's making 'blah blah' hand motions at the screen.]

[whatshimadayou]

[That's all right, he's probably hung up by now anyway.]