Sideswipe {RiD} (
redshitlord) wrote in
thisavrou2016-08-05 04:56 pm
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[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]
[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]
Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?
[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]
Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.
[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]
The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.
Out the airlock.
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Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.
[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]
Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?
[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]
Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.
[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]
The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.
Out the airlock.
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Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

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But. Hey. No one asked!
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[The response is flat and immediate.]
Riptide has seen first-hand what Tarn and the DJD are capable of, even back home. This was not a mistake, or an accident. He knew trapping anyone even near Tarn would be a death sentence.
I don't know why he did it, and I hope there's some sort of explanation that doesn't involve him actively wanting us all dead for some insane reason, but he knew.
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[Yeah it kind of was.]
Meant --! Whatever! I meant maybe, just maybe, he didn't mean to get everyone caught in the crossfire!
Just Megatron!
And -- and I don't blame him!
[Ratchet please forgive this child he knows literally not what he says right here.]
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[Ratchet struggles mightily against a sigh.]
It'll get sorted, Sideswipe. But do you really think threatening people on the network is going to help him, or make him feel any better?
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[Ratchet i'm sorry for all this childish salt.]
Someone's gotta support him! I mean... isn't that what you said to do? Just. Be with him and stuff?
Besides, I -- [Well the salt mines close for a second, and he folds his arms tightly.] -- like I said.
Really don't wanna lose him again.
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...have you tried to visit him?
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... yeah. He said go away.
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I'll talk to him, Sideswipe.
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So. If you do talk to him -- don't say that.
He treated me like I mattered. Like I wasn't just a stupid punk. I'm gonna repay it.
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He's lucky to have someone like you. You both are.
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Tell that to Ultra Fatness.
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[Ratchet bites hard at the inside of his cheek to keep from snorting a laugh.]
Upsetting Magnus isn't going to help Riptide one bit. And anyway, that larger set of armor is new, he's usually smaller.
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So he got fatter.
He really is Ultra Fatness.
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