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[redshitlord]

[Ah, here we have the not-so-illusive Sideswipe. Fresh, red hot angry teenager for you, Moira. All those blue lights on his armor glowing hotly. Here is a robot child with a bone to pick.]

[He's standing outside his room -- if anyone knows for sure where that is, and... bristling. As much as a guy covered in armor can bristle.]

Okay! So, hey, are we done arresting each other for stupid stuff?

[Sideswipe 'mutiny' isn't stupid--]

Because, I gotta say, if anyone else has a problem with Riptide? You're gonna take it up with me! That's right. Me.

[A guy who looks more like a beanpole than a warrior.]

The great Earth-Cop Sideswipe! Team Bee's finest! And Riptide's mine to handle, so there. No one else gets any other ideas about dragging him anywhere, no matter your universe. Unless you want to get sideswiped.

Out the airlock.


...

Oh yeah also, if you're tiny and organic and some idiot the size of a building starts throwing down? Page me. I'll be your one-way-ticket out of smashville.

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[redshitlord]

no no no no no

no its

theres a lot of really stupid bad scrap with a lot of these old guys its awful

im really worried about my friend and all the humans here so

im gettin a little mad pls dont freak out

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[diamondhack]

Oh I'm not mad, this is just... a lot. This seems to be a bit of a trend, really.

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[redshitlord]

oh okay

yeah

its kind of a mess
and it also kinda sucks

a lot

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[diamondhack]

I'm going to assume diplomacy is out of the question

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[redshitlord]

YEAH THEY KIND OF THREW THAT OUT THE WINDOW WHEN THEY ALMOST KILLED HIM


so
im kinda done with talking

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[diamondhack]

why were they trying to kill him...

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[redshitlord]

cause like in some future timeline he did a bad thing

like abandoned some people bad

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[diamondhack]

well

it's a bit unfair to punish him for something he hasn't done yet, that could be avoided...

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[redshitlord]

SEE???

SEE THATS MY POINT! no one else gets that

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[diamondhack]

your lot, I've noticed, happen to be a stubborn lot

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[redshitlord]

hey! i listen

i listen better than people think i do

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[diamondhack]

never said you didn't

it just happens that most of you are very stubborn

outside of the one bumblebee who seemed very tired of all of this as well

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[redshitlord]

well yeah



also yeah
me and bee we
we're kinda in the same boat
both of us came around after their big war happened and neither of us ever got into that stuff

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[diamondhack]

the politics of transformers is fascinating if confusing

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[redshitlord]

im glad SOMEONE thinks its cool cause i dont

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[diamondhack]

cool doesn't necessarily mean fascinating and vice versa

it's interesting as someone seeing this from the outside

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[redshitlord]

... Ok then im sure glad riptide suffering is really interesting

because it really sucks

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[diamondhack]

are you always this personal? I sympathize, somewhat, but how you and the transformers operate is not unlike humans

hence my interest

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[redshitlord]

when its riptide yes!!! i am!! hes ... hes really important to me ok!

so sorry if i dont like him getting all HMMMMM INTERESTING'd



u can do that at one of the jerkbots if you want thats fine thou

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[diamondhack]

I don't actually know any others outside of you and Bumblebee so sorry

those and everyone who was picking a fight the last time

in the interest of the matter at hand have you attempted a mediator?

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[redshitlord]

just
take your pick of this post tbh most of tehm are in here yelling at me sooooo


no
it uh
it was kinda urgent

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[diamondhack]

I play devil's advocate

but I'm in no mood to yell so lucky you I'm on your side

fair enough, I suppose though

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[redshitlord]

ok cool
whats a devil advocate

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[diamondhack]

when you play both sides of an argument mostly

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[redshitlord]

oh well
why would you do that