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thisavrou2016-08-04 11:51 pm
isdronning) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-04 11:51 pm
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[ Though she's been here for seven long months, this is only Elsa's second time making a network-wide broadcast. She does, admittedly, look a bit nervous as the video feed flicks on, but unlike her first broadcast, she offers the camera a friendly smile. ]
Hello, everyone.
[ For a moment, she falters, wondering if she should introduce herself. That feels somewhat presumptuous, however, so she doesn't take that direction--she'll introduce herself as needed in conversation, instead. Clearing her throat to cover for her stumble over words, she runs a hand quickly through her hair and continues. ]
I intended to post this a bit over a month ago, but with everything that happened last month... There was never a time that felt appropriate. As things seem to be calmer now, however, and we're trying to get rid of clutter, now seems as good a time as any.
In the mail quite a while ago, I received some items that I personally have no use for. I thought perhaps I would offer them to any parties who may be interested.
[ There's some shifting, the camera shaking as Elsa turns her MID to show the desk in front of her with some items lined up on it. On the left, there is an honest to god selfie spoon, which she doesn't understand in the least, and to the right, a pile of hand soaps. Shaped like actual hands. The mail had decided to play a joke on her of some kind, she thinks. ]
As you can see, there are a number of these "hand soaps", and I actually have even more than this... I was given about forty of them, so if anyone is in need of soap, I suppose, please feel free to request one. Or more. I can't possibly use this many, but I'd hate to waste more than necessary...
[ More shaking, and the camera turns back to her face. ]
I'm not certain anyone will want any of this, but if you do...! Please do feel free to say so.
Hello, everyone.
[ For a moment, she falters, wondering if she should introduce herself. That feels somewhat presumptuous, however, so she doesn't take that direction--she'll introduce herself as needed in conversation, instead. Clearing her throat to cover for her stumble over words, she runs a hand quickly through her hair and continues. ]
I intended to post this a bit over a month ago, but with everything that happened last month... There was never a time that felt appropriate. As things seem to be calmer now, however, and we're trying to get rid of clutter, now seems as good a time as any.
In the mail quite a while ago, I received some items that I personally have no use for. I thought perhaps I would offer them to any parties who may be interested.
[ There's some shifting, the camera shaking as Elsa turns her MID to show the desk in front of her with some items lined up on it. On the left, there is an honest to god selfie spoon, which she doesn't understand in the least, and to the right, a pile of hand soaps. Shaped like actual hands. The mail had decided to play a joke on her of some kind, she thinks. ]
As you can see, there are a number of these "hand soaps", and I actually have even more than this... I was given about forty of them, so if anyone is in need of soap, I suppose, please feel free to request one. Or more. I can't possibly use this many, but I'd hate to waste more than necessary...
[ More shaking, and the camera turns back to her face. ]
I'm not certain anyone will want any of this, but if you do...! Please do feel free to say so.
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You're more than welcome to some of it! There's more than enough to go around. I'm so glad there are some here who appreciate the pun more than I do.
[ Not that she doesn't, exactly, she's just been confused and overwhelmed by forty of them to find them all that amusing. ]
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Personalized soap would certainly encourage my children to wash up before meals a bit more as well. They are fans of puns as well.
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Of course! If it encourages manners, all the better. Would you like one for each of your children? You can have one for yourself, as well, if you'd like. I'm not limiting the number one person can take, particularly if they're going to get some use.