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[wallride]

Hellooooo Moira! This is DJ Lúcio comin' at you live from the Moira's all new radio station based in the Hub! The lovely Mettaton helped me get set with everything and now I'm bringing to you the radio station for the crew, by the crew. Name pending.

[lúcio's speech is punctuated with a few dramatic flourishes. he's ridiculously excited, and it shows.]

Now, what I wanna hear is what you want! I can give you the music, the call outs and the news, but you guys gotta let me know when you wanna come and star to impart some wisdom unto the ship.

I'm not askin' you to do my job for me, but this wouldn't very well be a good radio if it was all from my point of view, would it? [even if he does think he has Good Opinions, lúcio is all about encouraging people to express themselves.] Anyone who wants to contribue anything, temporarily or permanently, give me a call on the MID. I'm taking music requests for the rest of the day, starting off with something that'll make you feel better!

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[wallride]

Alright, you show me the car, I'll show you the spindecks.

[redshitlord]

Easy.

[But he has to stand up and step back. So, y'know, he doesn't land on his new buddy.]

[Faster than you can approximate the transforming sound with your mouth, he's flipped into his car mode.]

[wallride]

Oh, man! It never gets old!

[see those skates? lúcio is jumping on them. how? skill.]

You even got the glowy lines--!

[redshitlord]

[His engine kicks on in a hum of pride. Aw yeah, be proud of him.]

'Course I do! Only the best for the best!

[wallride]

Oh hell yeah!

[he skates around the now-car.]

You look pretty slick, dude!

[redshitlord]

I am slick. The slickest.

You wanna ride?

[wallride]

I already got one from Ratchet, but screw it. I'll make it a Cybertronian bingo.

[he bounces on his heels excitedly, waiting for sideswipe to open his door.]

[redshitlord]

Oh, come on. I'm like ten times the speedster that old man is!

[And he pops his door open.]

[wallride]

Woah, didn't know there was a rivalry.

[he ducks in, careful to not catch his leg armour on any part of sideswipe.]

[redshitlord]

'Course there is! Because I'm the fastest on this ship!

[As soon as Lucio is inside, he slams on his accelerator. In the hallway. Like a moron.]

[NNNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOm.]

[wallride]

[lúcio just shrieks. in delight, covering his face with his hands as he laughs himself silly.]

Let me-- let me race you, man! I gotta try it!

[redshitlord]

Really? You think you'd be able to keep up?

[NYOOOOOM ZOOM OFF THEY GO]

[wallride]

You think I can't?

[he laughs.]

Only one way to find out!

[redshitlord]

Okay, soon as we're on a planet? You're on my dude!

[wallride]

Hell yeah! Racin' a car! You wanna try it in your bipedal mode? Even the odds, no?

i need more car icons whoops

[redshitlord]

... I could.

I mean, I'd still win, but I could.

NO WORRIES

[wallride]

Is that you implying you won't?

[redshitlord]

What! No!