text;

[whatshimadayou]

I am Shimada Hanzo.
I arrived with several of the other new ones.

I have been assigned as your Wing Repair Officer. I do not imagine I am the only one assigned to this duty, so I would speak to others who have been assigned this job as well.

I am located in Moro #013 if I am needed.

Comments

[voice]

[gluteusexmachina]

Wing repair.

text;

[whatshimadayou]

Yes.
You?

[gluteusexmachina]

I am a delivery boy!

[ He sounds so happy. ]

Have you ever fixed anything?

[whatshimadayou]

A shame the ship has no need for hairdressers, then.

Yes, but nothing for a spaceship. I will learn.

[gluteusexmachina]

[ He laughs. ] I would make a terrible one. My hands were green for a week.

I am glad you are confident, brother. I hope you do well.

[ AGGRESSIVE KINDNESS. ]

[whatshimadayou]

Not everyone wants to look like cabbages.

I will do what I must to fulfill my role until we are off this ship.

[gluteusexmachina]

Carrots, brother. Carrots.

You do not think it is a little cool to learn how to repair a space ship?

[whatshimadayou]

Whatever. Who cares?

No. Why would I?
We are stuck here, Genji. We had no choice in this. What is there to enjoy?

video

[knaval]

Hey.

I'm your senior wing repair officer.

How are you at moving around in space?

text;

[whatshimadayou]

[why the hell are there so many robots]

I have never done it before in my life.
So probably not well.

Re: text;

[knaval]

okay well i can show you how to do it
if u float off just yell a lot and saitama or me can help

[whatshimadayou]

Seeing an example would be helpful.
So I do not have to do that at all.

woops forgot i started off video OH WELL I GUESS RIPTIDE IS MATCHING HANDSOAP

[knaval]

u prob will pal
part of the fun

I FIGURED it's all good

[whatshimadayou]

No.

[knaval]

yes

[ventifact]

wing repair
what is that even supposed to mean?

[gluteusexmachina]

Have you not ever heard of looking for a silver lining?

Consider this an opportunity.

[whatshimadayou]

It means maintaining the state of the Moira's solar sails, apparently.
Not that I have any skills that would match this, but I will learn.

[whatshimadayou]

Why would you even call that fun.

[whatshimadayou]

I have heard of looking at matters realistically.

For what?

[gluteusexmachina]

Reality is not always darkness.

For many things. It will come to be seen.

[whatshimadayou]

Reality is always cruel. You of all people should know that.

Your attempt to sound wise after all these years?
I expect only dread and being forced to wait here.

[ventifact]

you're kidding
they assigned someone a job they have no experience in?
why??

[whatshimadayou]

I could not tell you.
It seems whoever is staffing this ship and assigning jobs is an idiot.
But that should come as no surprise to anyone.

[gluteusexmachina]

I have found a different truth.

You think I sound wise, then? Haha, the reality of the situation is only what you make of it, Hanzo. You have changed so little in ten years, but I will remain hopeful for you.