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[vengeance_driven]

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Look, I still want to go for peace on this. I don't want to attack these people, they have lost a whole fucking world of shit already. So I am going to ask for something.

I want a story from your past. Something I can share, something that makes you you. Stories were important to them. Past experiences were important to them. It shouldn't give away anything on the ship, just something that is important to the past. Your past. If there is art you can do, a particular talent, something that is creative, give me this. A picture. A recording.

If you're not interested in avoiding a fight, just go do whatever. Lick on a gun barrel for twenty minutes. Warning, they taste bad. But for the ones that want to try? Do me this favor. Avoiding a repeat of Cadacus Primary is why I asked for this job in the first place.

[He'll... try to avoid arranged marriages this time.]

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[vengeance_driven]

To be honest, not many of us lose our tongues and live. They got a lot of blood in them and we need that. We also need them to speak. Sometimes people piss off the wrong guy and he decides he doesn't want you to talk anymore and fixes the situation, then maybe they live without a tongue. But usually no, not so lucky.

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[Cue an odd dry sound as he scratches his skull. Humans sure were put together weird!

And violent at times. But he already knew that.]

Wowie, that... sure is something else you guys do! Did you ever meet a human without a tongue? Were they not able to open their mouth anymore? Couldn't those people just make themselves another tongue, or use something else instead?

[vengeance_driven]

They can open their mouth. It's just sort of very painful looking. No replacing it.

Well, okay, here where people are good at making fake parts for humans? They could maybe make a tongue. But we cannot grow a new one or put something wiggly in there.

There is a type of shrimp thing that eats out fish tongues and replaces them and steals their food.

[This is the best story to tell Papyrus ever. Bless this patient skeleton.]